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HoopOnPoop t1_j4okzqy wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
"If you can't beat 'em, shoot 'em" - GOP 2022
MetaSageSD t1_j4ok81x wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Let me guess, a Republican was involved.
SurroundTiny t1_j4ok5v9 wrote
I looked it up. A terrorist group wouldn't call and take credit for it. God awful....
BillTowne t1_j4ojbi8 wrote
Reply to comment by galahad423 in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
I was in Junior High when I first noticed the moon out during the day.
fucktrutin t1_j4oifuw wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
"Support me or die"
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Acceptable_Wall4085 t1_j4oied8 wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
Cloven hooves cut into the mud. Those without cloven hooves seem to have no trouble
A_Right_Of_Passage OP t1_j4oi8au wrote
Reply to comment by dvdmaven in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Who would have guessed, right?
dvdmaven t1_j4oi27g wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Republican, oddly enough.
galahad423 t1_j4ogtr1 wrote
Reply to comment by brianbezn in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Presumably you’d have seen them in the sky at the same time at least once?
We’ve also definitely had multiple eclipses in her lifetime
taptapper t1_j4ogm95 wrote
How is this oniony?
Watch Leave it to Beavers (2014) on PBS. Awesome movie
Burpreallyloud t1_j4ogj0d wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
she is a brain dead idiot
not funny
rude
stupid as a sack of hammers
can't figure out why she is mildly famous
FunnyItWorkedLastTim t1_j4ocmk2 wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
NGL thought this was recently unearthed footage of the battle of Agincourt.
Ajg1384 t1_j4o9m6a wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
It's terrifying and has probably made children cry on multiple occasions.
Ann_not_a_cult_er t1_j4o7j7n wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
When they start beheading blue tick users, Elon will be piiiiiiisssed!
Rosebunse t1_j4o6wx9 wrote
Reply to Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Last week I learned that Coachella was a real town in California. I thought it was just a stupid name for Coachella.
Rosebunse t1_j4o6p4v wrote
Reply to comment by TrumpetSC2 in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
This might actually explain why it was made. It's likely anyone only saw the beginning, smaller model, which might actually look quite nice.
Majestic_Electric t1_j4o6lwx wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Hell if I know. 🤷♀️ Ask the artist.
Rosebunse t1_j4o6jbf wrote
Reply to comment by Majestic_Electric in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Why doesn't it have their heads?
Rosebunse t1_j4o6hxu wrote
Reply to comment by Ajg1384 in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Oh...yes, this is worse than the penis monster statue. It's like he's being summoned out of their souls or something.
JerrodDRagon t1_j4o6hh0 wrote
Reply to comment by TheSciFiGuy80 in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
I’m not going to defend shitty behavior but this country had been ignoring these people for years and their are clear solutions to help them but we keep voting in assholes who only care about profiting the rich and businesses
Maybe if voters voted on people with better ideas then telling homeless people to just leave, we’d not have to be dealing with this situation
Rosebunse t1_j4o69qc wrote
Reply to comment by zstandig in Boston's Martin Luther King Jr. Statue Slammed: 'Ugliest Thing Ever' by casmith12
Fuck that, what about sketches? There should have been concept art of this thing which should have been seen before it even began to be built.
Rosebunse t1_j4o632s wrote
It reminds me of the giant penis monster
african_or_european t1_j4o5wi5 wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
That's the power of compound interest!
ToAlphaCentauriGuy t1_j4ol7q2 wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Was this guy a Navy corpsman? I think i served with him.
Edit: yup. Its him. Looks like he fell through the MAGAhole... https://solomonpena.com/
He was a character. He was kicked out tho.. i remember him quoting various obscure parts of the UCMJ during his NJP hearings, all sovergn citizen like, before it got big. His heart was in the right place but his sense of right and wrong and what it would take to get there was heavily skewed. Like he'd find passed out Marines drunk on weekends and instead of taking them to get medical attention, hed take an iv bag and administer it to them right there. Like thanks for not reporting me and me not getting demoted but...um i hope you used new needles...