Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
theflamingheads t1_j4otlt0 wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Fortunately, it's unlikely that a teenager would be able to gain access to a way of killing their peers. Everyone can rest easy.
[deleted] t1_j4oticp wrote
Reply to comment by BonDragon in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
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InflamedLiver t1_j4osq3t wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Can’t put him in prison yet and kids are required to go to school… figured they’d put him in like a continuation school or juvie at least
BiAsALongHorse t1_j4osocl wrote
Reply to comment by elfking-fyodor in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
My favorite part is that you couldn't get a qualified lawyer to even look at the issue without putting down more money than this could bring in over decades.
RedChaos92 t1_j4osc71 wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
"He's not a Republican! That's antifa posing as one!" - Trumplicans everywhere, probably.
Elfere t1_j4osamq wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Only in America...
GetlostMaps t1_j4os75c wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
This isn't oniony it's just US Politics.
Wolaian t1_j4orxiu wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Turns out the dude was a convicted felon! That’s who Republicans put up for candidates. Liars, Nazi’s and convicted felons.
LiamtheV t1_j4or0vl wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
“Failed Republican Candidate and Trump Supporter arrested after forming terrorist cell to target government officials”
koavf OP t1_j4oq8ll wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
You can also post useful comments that lead to meaningful discussion or that are clever.
omally_360 t1_j4oq645 wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Because I can.
koavf OP t1_j4opqer wrote
Reply to comment by omally_360 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Why did you post this comment?
[deleted] t1_j4opkhz wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
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subzero112001 t1_j4opesu wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
>wage theft
Type in "how to address wage theft" into your browser. You'll learn that its very straightforward to fix. But if you want to play such an ignorant act, go ahead. I really don't care.
>If you’re siding with huge corporations rather than your friends
Are you being intentionally daft? I literally said "Report the business". Can you not read very well? I would suggest going back and actually reading what is being written. Then triple check it before you start typing nonsense.
omally_360 t1_j4oot6f wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
They can also buy from Amazon, Apple, Microsoft and open an account on Reddit.
Pizza_Eater_44 t1_j4ooqbm wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Tryin to F w America's democracy. Life in prison sounds good.
healing-souls t1_j4ooh42 wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Let's see how fox spins this
Ground2ChairMissile t1_j4on20w wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
On Robert E. Lee Remembrance Day? Do they have no shame?!
rpapafox t1_j4omvyn wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
The sad part is that only a handful of republicans will make a public statement condemning his actions.
SquireX t1_j4omkek wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
I love that the original OPs term of "Mud Wizard" is now canon!
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4omgqf wrote
Reply to comment by 21_MushroomCupcakes in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Yes.
There are Q-Trumpists in India. In India! WTF do they get out of some used car dealer who may not even be able to find them on a map?
LoveVirginiaTech t1_j4ombfo wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Right wing nut jobs have been itching to shoot liberals dead since the 90s. They're tired of waiting.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4om89v wrote
Reply to comment by Elanapoeia in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I am still about 90% sure that Musk bought Twitter so that he could use it to manipulate who gets elected. Once he puts people in office, and they know his finger on the scales of "freedom and truth" helps them get into office. He hopes to make his money back on super lucrative government contracts.
"What is this man's genius and reason for a comeback?" Everyone will say in shock and hushed tones. He's a piece of shit who will help other pieces of shit get in power and they will help him in return. Getting contracts and financing is his one and perhaps only genius talent.
You know, because that's what humanity needs; one more pig at the trough making sure that they get fed. It's so transparent. The future is as stupid as it is predictable and annoying.
The solution of course, is someone needs to put LSD in his smoothie one day, so that he can experience true wonder and stop being a selfish prick.
SilverMoonshade t1_j4olf7g wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
"We are all Domestic Terrorist"
LadyofTheGreyPath t1_j4oty00 wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
what in the hell?