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I_Miss_Lenny t1_j4p7wtm wrote

Reply to comment by wittiestphrase in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian

Iirc Louis CK had one like that too, like “I was hanging out with my friend Dave the other day, and well his names not really Dave but it doesn’t matter because I’m lying”

Or something like that

Basically “don’t worry about if any of it happened or not, just enjoy the joke”

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TooSmalley t1_j4ow6uk wrote

Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_

I get the concern but I knew one or two classmates who did that in high school. They were just being edgy shitheads and were just not have a great time at high school. They never acted out violently and luckily seems to be doing fine as adults.

It’s a real tough situation. Plenty of people fantasize about stuff like this but don’t act out. Assuming an investigation took place and it was established the person doesn’t have access to things like firearms and is receiving support like counseling, hard to say if expelling them is the best course of action.

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lastknownbuffalo t1_j4oubhw wrote

Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage

Fucking insane I'm just hearing about these

>Following Peña’s arrest Monday, Albuquerque Police Chief Harold Medina called Peña the “mastermind” behind the shootings. Police believe he orchestrated a December 4, 2022 shooting at Bernalillo County Commissioner Adriann Barboa’s home, followed by a December 8 shooting at New Mexico House Speaker Javier Martinez’s home.

>A third shooting occurred at the home of then-outgoing Bernalillo County Commissioner Debbie O’Malley on December 11. The fourth shooting happened just after midnight at state Senator Linda Lopez’s home on January 3, 2023. In each shooting, no one was hurt.

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