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SensitiveAd5962 t1_j4plhzi wrote
Reply to comment by BrookeBaranoff in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Can you really call them incels when they're fucking over their entire country?
GlobalTravelR t1_j4pktd5 wrote
Reply to comment by WishOnSpaceHardware in Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award in Italy by ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan
The Bunga Bunga award.
thisgirlnamedbree t1_j4pknm7 wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
I assumed it would be a MAGAlite regular lone wolf citizen, not a politician. But considering how many Republicans who lost their elections are such sore losers and are blaming everyone but themselves for why they lost, I shouldn't be surprised.
HaroldFH t1_j4pjjuq wrote
Reply to comment by Hickspy in Andrew Tate: Bodyguard says 'Some girls thought they'd be his next wife' by pstbo
Yeah, who does Tate think he is?
Whitney Houston?
HaroldFH t1_j4pjhnu wrote
“He was a great guy who was just trying to help young men reach their potential.”
He needed a bodyguard...
Darryl_Lict t1_j4pj12w wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
I wonder why they suspected him.
>Solomon Pena (R) was convicted of going on a crime spree in 2007. He was 24 when he was arrested and reportedly a leader of a burglary ring. The group would use stolen cars to smash into more than 50 stores in Albuquerque. The crimes totaled up to half a million dollars worth of merchandise.
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>Pena was convicted of 15 felony charges in 2008. He served more than five years in prison and completed his probation in 2021.
Virtual_Decision_898 t1_j4phvjm wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
Would sending more of them cause them to get less stuck?
[deleted] t1_j4phpmb wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
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Xinonaa t1_j4ph3de wrote
Best actor of all time. What a man
RedEyeView t1_j4ph1pq wrote
Reply to comment by TooSmalley in Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
There's a couple of people I'd quite like to unalive... in theory.
In practice, I'm just not that good at violence.
Fortunately we don't have easy access to something that would level the playing field in the UK.
Xingoaa t1_j4pgtj3 wrote
But nothing about the chairman of the Conservative party and his tax avoidance, Lady Money bags, seems your in hock too your political paymasters not the public who have to pay for you.
MadeFromNews t1_j4pglti wrote
When you compare this to other status in the US and around the world, then you’ll see how terrible this looks.
Shade_Xaxis t1_j4pg39q wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
>I am still about 90% sure that Musk bought Twitter so that he could use it to manipulate who gets elected.
The illusion of his power comes from his wealth, and the reputation for turning everything he touches into a success. He's lost half that net worth, and will lose more with the Tesla lawsuit. Twitter has been such a big failure, it's seriously screwed his other company's. Don't get me wrong, I thought the same thing, but musk just doesn't have the influence to play King Maker anymore.
kevinds t1_j4pf7om wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
>“It was unknown that this individual [Trujillo] was involved in any type of crime,” said Medina, speaking of what a deputy knew of Trujillo at the time of his arrest. “A Bernalillo County Sheriff’s deputy pulled the individual over, took him into custody, and tagged a firearm into custody.”
Then why did they arrest him, if it wasn't known that he was involved in any type of crime?
Constant_Tale_4514 t1_j4pemfk wrote
Reply to German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
So sick of these low budget star wars spin offs.
easelessness t1_j4pedta wrote
ofc Fascist Italy gives it lmaooo
UpbeatCheetah7710 t1_j4pe4y8 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
This should really help attract more advertisers to the platform.
WishOnSpaceHardware t1_j4pe4sp wrote
Who presented the award, Silvio Berlusconi?
IngeborgHolm t1_j4pdha9 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
They'll get banned as soon as they'll tweet that their new car is better than Tesla.
thisimpetus t1_j4pdces wrote
Polanski presenting, or...?
rugbat t1_j4pct6h wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award in Italy by ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan
"All those things" being sexual assaults?
swisscriss t1_j4pcdlm wrote
Other than all those things, what has he done that was so wrong?
ExDota2Player t1_j4paq59 wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
many aspects of homelessness are criminal. you can't sleep in your car on the side of the road or in a parking lot. you cannot panhandle. you cannot set up your tent on the sidewalk. you cannot loiter on private property.
gerberag t1_j4p9u5p wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
"DRUG CARTEL" starts buying . . .
TwilitSky t1_j4pmfgx wrote
Reply to Kerry says he backs UAE oil company chief as leader of UN climate talks by be-like-water-2022
Money? Money.
Now let's turn our attention to those actively and deliberately hostile to the environment.