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Shenanigamii t1_j4r8oad wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
Just give them electrolytes... they'll then need less water
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_j4r8616 wrote
Reply to comment by thisimpetus in Kevin Spacey given lifetime achievement award in Italy by ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan
That's the only possible way this could've happened
BeaconXDR t1_j4r80ts wrote
If I had nickel for every time this had happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's still strange that this happened twice.
txdm t1_j4r6wel wrote
Reply to The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
This is too soon... we haven't even perfected a Foghorn Leghorn Text-to-Speech algorithm for the AI to use in court.
Ninjotoro t1_j4r65rv wrote
Reply to comment by -Apocralypse- in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
I also wonder how many people there have pristine manicured lawns that guzzle water.
-Apocralypse- t1_j4r5lol wrote
Reply to comment by pandawiththumbs in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
Consider it was only yesterday I read an american saying how he couldn't afford to truck in the 10.000 gallons of water his family of 6 uses every month (!), I don't think the trees should get all the blame here.
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Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
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malepitt t1_j4r2oni wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
Make them drink 3.2 percent water
meatmechdriver t1_j4r2gbd wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Oh look, a deluded and violent republican candidate. Behold the shock.
Brewing_Tea t1_j4r20cv wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Wait, Kentucky has had SCHOOLS this whole time????
Brewing_Tea t1_j4r1iup wrote
Reply to comment by Snoopy_Dancer in Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
I snorted
kenlasalle t1_j4r17va wrote
Reply to comment by pandawiththumbs in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
The demand humans place on that water also doesn't help the trees or the lake very much.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_j4qyy9k wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
After he shoots up the place, School and Police officials will shrug and say, there were no warning signs.
[deleted] t1_j4qyu1k wrote
Reply to comment by SilverMoonshade in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
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pandawiththumbs t1_j4qyt5l wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
This can absolutely be true. I read most of that article and it seems fairly accurate. But regardless of the article, overgrown forests can pull too much water from the system. Think of it like having more straws in a glass. At some point the water is gone and everyone will still be thirsty.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_j4qynf0 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I'm surprised that Elon is not giving them out to known terrorists for free.
dirtballmagnet t1_j4qyedi wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
True or not it was obviously the fervent belief of every farmer between Kansas City and Denver. Six trees in a grove is a threat that must be cut down.
nonsensepoem t1_j4qt1u7 wrote
Reply to comment by Kradget in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
> and it fully cemented to be that this is a group that will absolutely engage in and incite violence to get what it wants
Of course. These are the same people who shot Martin Luther King, Jr.
luminarium t1_j4qspma wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
This is a good thing. They can spend their money and then get their accounts banned anyway. Better than making unlimited numbers of sockpuppet accounts for free.
SylvieJay t1_j4qr1jj wrote
Reply to comment by BonDragon in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
'Keep Calm, and ignore' - Chief Twit
McDaddyos t1_j4qqh5c wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
The performance that started the day she was born and will come to a close on her deathbed. She's method acting the role of a lifelong vapid dumbass.
ArbutusPhD t1_j4qq7ar wrote
Reply to comment by SilverMoonshade in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
He is clearly a radicalized extremist, and this is about his violent extension of his extreme philosophy, and not necessarily that he is a republican. That said, what is the overlap between the beliefs that led to this act and beliefs held by large numbers of American Republicans?
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Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
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