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HODLTID OP t1_j4ro1zr wrote
Reply to The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
It’s going to be a crazy one, hopefully they’re able to record it? Is that allowed in the US
Wynotboth t1_j4rniwh wrote
Somebody had this idea and somebody else told them it was good.
GlobalTravelR t1_j4rnd1d wrote
Reply to The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have inputted all those Simpsons episodes with Lionel Hutz.
JD0x0 t1_j4rmat8 wrote
Reply to comment by Wolaian in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Yeah, but Hunter Biden did crack, so it all evens out. /s
Jak_n_Dax t1_j4rkd7p wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
*Parler
I’m not trying to be a grammar Nazi. In fact, the whole point of pointing out the spelling is to show how stupid it is, and by extension those that created and use the platform.
cheesefromagequeso t1_j4rk8ys wrote
Reply to comment by TooSmalley in Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
How long ago was that? Because school shootings are now a literal common occurrence and I would be worried as well.
browtfareyoudoing t1_j4rjekh wrote
Reply to comment by Burpreallyloud in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Thats a lot of famous people though.
Meanderingversion t1_j4riu4q wrote
Reply to comment by Shenanigamii in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
BRAWNDO
SelectiveSanity t1_j4ricfl wrote
Reply to comment by txdm in The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
Now I say; REPEAT PREVIOUS; REPEAT PREVIOUS, the accusations of my client have been based on; FALSE INFORMATION.
FACT: my client has had previous encounters with Law Enforcement.
NON SEQUITOR; He is prone to verbal outburst which leads to the police being called on him for disruption of the peace and disorderly conduct. OBSERVATION; My client has a large oral cavity and his aggressive vocal indications are a false non indication of his passive demeanor when provoking someone.
RETURN TO ARGUMENT: However it is illogical that he is the perpetrator of the crime as there is no way he is capable of; OUTCOME: A, as he has; STATUS: B and was documented at; LOCATION: C during the time of the event.
This is nothing more then; FACSIMILE: E, APPLY SCENERIO: B - INSERT HUMOROUS AND/OR DRAMATIC INTENT(IF NEEDED).
kenlasalle t1_j4rhv9a wrote
I can see this selling tens of copies!
tomaesop t1_j4rhg00 wrote
Reply to comment by SilverMoonshade in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cpac-banner-domestic-terrorists/ it's true, this phrase was projected at a conservative conference, though it was the title of one of the presentations and not a new slogan.
koavf OP t1_j4rgxs5 wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Wynotboth t1_j4rgtth wrote
Is there somebody going around testing library bathrooms for meth? Is this a real job?
timojenbin t1_j4rgkrc wrote
Nobody that would wear this needs to wear it.
theflamingheads t1_j4rfmno wrote
Reply to comment by pandawiththumbs in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
Weird how large forests actually attract rain. It's almost as if your made-up facts are in fact made-up.
AdultEnuretic t1_j4rfhn0 wrote
Reply to comment by Meztere in Baby alligator found abandoned in empty lot in New Jersey by kangarooturd
It was New Jersey, they don't have wild alligators, it was definitely already someone's pet.
Edit: also, it was in a plastic tub.
PhasmaFelis t1_j4rf2im wrote
Reply to comment by -Raskyl in Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
The article gives no details. Neither of use has any idea how far his plan did, or didn't, go.
Hawanja t1_j4rewlm wrote
Reply to comment by Yeahwowhello in Neighbors say store uses loud opera music to push away homeless by jab116
I don't see how that makes it any better.
timojenbin t1_j4rdze1 wrote
Reply to comment by p_larrychen in Andrew Tate: Bodyguard says 'Some girls thought they'd be his next wife' by pstbo
It's never too late to gaslight the blame onto the victims.
kevinds t1_j4rdud9 wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
They could cut them down and replace them with inflatable trees.
Meztere t1_j4rdjzt wrote
Free pet to take home :)
(Don't actually take home a wild alligator, contact your local wildlife sanctuary or animal controll center to handle it)
casualdadeqms t1_j4rcvmb wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Kentucky is used to being ranked near the bottom for nearly everything, they've embraced being competitively bad.
joan_wilder t1_j4rbcm6 wrote
Reply to comment by brianbezn in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
Yeah, you’d prettymuch have to be raised in a cult compound somewhere. I don’t even think she’s all that funny, but the fact that people are taking a comedian seriously when she says something silly says more about them than it does about her.
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PuzzleheadedOne1428 t1_j4rozri wrote
Reply to Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
How is this even on a legit CBS outlet?