Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Narrow_Competition41 t1_j4s1c0u wrote
If the lunchbox doesn't fit, you must acquit! đŸ˜‚
WaitingForNormal t1_j4s17rb wrote
Reply to comment by kenlasalle in The Mutalk Microphone Seals Your Voice In Virtual Reality by malloryduncan
Dozens.
PM_ur_Rump t1_j4s13xm wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
"Crazy person does crazy thing for attention, negates real struggles of people everywhere."
More at 6:00, 8:00, and 11:00.
kenlasalle t1_j4s0zx6 wrote
............................................................................ subtle. Really subtle.
CoolBeansMan9 t1_j4s0xo8 wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
/r/NotTheBeaverton, for us Canadian folks
DahManWhoCannahType t1_j4s0vbb wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I thank "her" and Hugh Mungus for the levity they bring with their trolling.
Buck_Thorn t1_j4rzld2 wrote
Reply to comment by McDaddyos in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Yeah, Tilly, my algebra teacher did, too.
Buck_Thorn t1_j4rzihs wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Plot twist... the guest didn't wear anything out of the ordinary for him.
wholesomeriots t1_j4rz4jp wrote
Yikes.
GetlostMaps t1_j4ryzrd wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
It's got what plants crave
jxj24 t1_j4ryvv2 wrote
Reply to comment by PuzzleheadedOne1428 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Nothing else going on in the world today.
McDaddyos t1_j4rxegq wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
So many people furious over this story in Ontario. The more it gets brought up the less this person bothers me. My 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Gunderson had bigger bazookas than this.
smallbusinessfunds t1_j4rxdci wrote
So what's so surprising here, earth is the only planet in the milky way galaxy that awards, rape, killing, stealing etc, etc with accolades.
smallbusinessfunds t1_j4rw93i wrote
Wyandotte is a city in Wayne County in the U.S. state of Michigan with a population of 24,684 (2021)
Apparently there is no crime in Wyandotte and thus to ensure county, city, state and federal funding they had to make an arrest.
Isle_of_Dusty_Rhodes t1_j4rv85i wrote
You don't care about the thin blue line if you can's see colors.
EaddyAcres t1_j4rus2c wrote
He was probably hungry, the picture shows an over 6ft dog, I bet it eats a lot. /s
-Raskyl t1_j4rtf80 wrote
Reply to comment by PhasmaFelis in Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
I assume that if it went far enough to be considered attempted murder, they would have been charged with attempted murder and not let back into the school at the very least, because that would be legal grounds to do so. The fact they weren't, and are being allowed back, heavily implies it did not go far enough to warrant any charges being issued......
Inner_Art482 t1_j4rt57s wrote
Obviously he was hungry.
Elbynerual t1_j4rs7wy wrote
Reply to comment by PuzzleheadedOne1428 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
It's the internet
smurfsundermybed t1_j4rryiu wrote
There are going to be a lot of kids going to bed with nightmares after walking in on dad during one of his gaming sessions.
xantous4201 t1_j4rror7 wrote
The only acceptable crime an officer can commit
CletusDSpuckler t1_j4rp7i7 wrote
The Mutalk Microphone Ballgag. Did I tell you to talk, slave?
VrinTheTerrible t1_j4rp4of wrote
NOT GUILTY, BEST BOY
[deleted] t1_j4rp3q3 wrote
Reply to comment by pandawiththumbs in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
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kenlasalle t1_j4s1djd wrote
Reply to comment by WaitingForNormal in The Mutalk Microphone Seals Your Voice In Virtual Reality by malloryduncan
Well, let's not push it. (lol)