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wewhomustnotbenamed OP t1_j4sr86e wrote
Reply to comment by money_sandwich in German riot police tormented by 'mud wizard' at proposed coal mine protest by wewhomustnotbenamed
the mud is dark, so they guilty of crime of... something!
koavf OP t1_j4sq09u wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
He lost all that money because he bought Twitter: that is Twitter's true cost of ownership.
conanmagnuson t1_j4sota2 wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
The creepiest thing about this is how it’s not being reported on Fox News. At all.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j4sogad wrote
That is genuinely frightening.
ThrowawayBlast t1_j4slh9z wrote
Reply to comment by rpapafox in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
And then later make statements supporting his actions.
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[deleted] t1_j4skujo wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
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Sellanator6079 t1_j4sks37 wrote
Reply to comment by ArbutusPhD in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Yeah, that venn diagram is pretty close to being just a circle.
smallbusinessfunds t1_j4skpq5 wrote
Reply to comment by SkeletonEvan in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
As long as law enforcement is ok with multiple bar fights on friday nights and saturdays as a way to release all those pent up emotions and have prayer forgiveness on sunday morning it's all good.
Why mess up an outstanding record as the most crime free city when one can always pick on a hungry dog.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j4skjh1 wrote
Reply to comment by blueskies1800 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
It's a police dog and cops can't steal. Lock it up in a dog house.
ihavenoclevername t1_j4skgzx wrote
Reply to comment by SkeletonEvan in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
I like Wyandotte a lot, especially the old bars and neighborhoods. But Whiskey’s is the only place I’ve ever been arms’ length from two bar fights in ten minutes.
Bayoffun t1_j4sjy20 wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
It is an embarrassment for Canada. How this is allowed is beyond ridiculous. I'm for gay, trans, whoever's rights but this weirdo should be fired. If a student dressed like this I'm sure it would be dealt with. SMH.
Meanderingversion t1_j4sjecw wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
I can wait sooo good
psilocin72 t1_j4sj43z wrote
Reply to Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
Unfortunately this is not onion-y. It’s all too believable.
ProgressivelyIrate t1_j4siymo wrote
He looks innocent to me. Also, his whiskers tell me he’s got seniority
BlurryBigfoot74 t1_j4sit8y wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
He's got to span different countries to find material for his narrative.
bearsheperd t1_j4simfp wrote
Reply to comment by jxj24 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Sounds like good news!
zedemer t1_j4sfu89 wrote
To the pound with him!
samipuzzled t1_j4sfk4t wrote
Reply to comment by Pirate_Ben in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I've met a lady with such large breasts before... which made her a candidate for free reduction surgery due to its toll on the vertebral column.
Fracture_98 t1_j4sfgba wrote
The guy reporting a spill just had a lisp.
Hndlbrrrrr t1_j4sf3s5 wrote
Reply to comment by PuzzleheadedOne1428 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Copaganda. Police just trying to make us believe they won’t shoot your dog or you for looking at them a little twitchy.
Pirate_Ben t1_j4sdhqb wrote
Reply to comment by McDaddyos in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
No one has ever had tits this size
Donut_merchant2 t1_j4scm5f wrote
Reply to comment by Fake_William_Shatner in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
As an Indian I’ve never understood it either. It’s one of the strangest phenomena ever.
davefanri t1_j4sc7r8 wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Please don't click the link. FoxNews.com writing a gotcha article about a crazy (totally planned) thing that happened on their Whack Ass channel to get the paid impressions on their site.... infuriating.
juicybot t1_j4srsai wrote
Reply to Pistons' Big Man Jalen Duren Might Miss the Paris Game Because He Lost His Passport by KlythsbyTheJedi
Would be funny as hell but hard to believe the NBA doesn't have the connections to fix this.