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Notsnowbound t1_j4t2wra wrote
Lies and slander!
JTB696699 t1_j4t2ktu wrote
The article said that the officer left his lunch unguarded and nowhere does it say that someone told this good boy no, I see no crime.
SnooRobots3379 t1_j4t1q8n wrote
Reply to comment by DaveOJ12 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
So who is the strange one? You or me?
DaJebus77 t1_j4t19jt wrote
Italy never got the news...
munkee_dont t1_j4t0wh6 wrote
MadeFromNews t1_j4t0vty wrote
Imagine how upset the guy who lost his lunch was for this to make headlines. 😂
VirulentGunk t1_j4t0mqa wrote
Man, that's ruff.
DaveOJ12 t1_j4t0hfm wrote
Reply to comment by SnooRobots3379 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
>Try to keep up pussycat.
People are certainly strange. I didn't know "pussycat" was an insult.
Tornado31619 t1_j4szvjg wrote
Reply to comment by blueskies1800 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
It’s a joke article.
nihilt-jiltquist t1_j4sz3lk wrote
Reply to comment by formerPhillyguy in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Those are dog inches, not human inches
LunaticScience t1_j4sy9ca wrote
Reply to comment by turkeyintheyard in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
I always search these types of things with "Fox news" just to check. Surprised that they had a pretty straightforward article about the arrest. I doubt they're going to talk about it in their prime time block.
O-hmmm t1_j4swthk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pistons' Big Man Jalen Duren Might Miss the Paris Game Because He Lost His Passport by KlythsbyTheJedi
And acting like it. What teenager doesn't lose shit.
[deleted] t1_j4swlmg wrote
cookiemonster247 t1_j4svzr3 wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Are these like prosthetic breast that dudes wearing
McDaddyos t1_j4svizs wrote
Reply to comment by Pirate_Ben in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I just told you, Mrs. Gunderson did and probably still does.
texanfan20 t1_j4suv62 wrote
Reply to The AI Lawyer Preparing To Defend a Real US Court Case for the First Time Ever Has Terrible Reviews by HODLTID
Every time I see this I think Tim and Eric E-trial by Cinco.
SnooRobots3379 t1_j4sufur wrote
Reply to comment by ScionoftheDagda in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
This was in response to people questioning why it’s news. Try to keep up pussycat.
Fabulous_Ad5052 t1_j4suee9 wrote
Reply to comment by Elfere in Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Nope, Canada is also having issues.
Fabulous_Ad5052 t1_j4sualt wrote
Reply to Kentucky parents concerned after teen who compiled ‘kill list’ allowed to return to school by _UpSyndrome_
Does he have access to guns and weapons?
mymar101 t1_j4su0lj wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I wish there was some way of removing this clown from TV. Sadly he’d just be replaced by an even bigger embrassement
restore_democracy t1_j4stf1b wrote
ScionoftheDagda t1_j4ssfko wrote
Reply to comment by SnooRobots3379 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Hence why it is on the news.
pants_mcgee t1_j4ss77m wrote
Reply to Pistons' Big Man Jalen Duren Might Miss the Paris Game Because He Lost His Passport by KlythsbyTheJedi
Have the $$& and you can get a passport in a day.
Burpreallyloud t1_j4ss6cs wrote
Reply to comment by browtfareyoudoing in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
unfortunately that is so true.
SilasX t1_j4t34zg wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
That’s not the right way to account for it. It’s one party’s loss because of semi related events. Not everyone who participated in the twitter purchase suffered a share of the $200 bn loss, only of the $43 bn loss.