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dummkauf t1_j4u2ezl wrote
Patiently waiting for the dog to post this in r/amitheasshole
😊
PooperJackson t1_j4u2d79 wrote
Reply to comment by Aquesm in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I'm waiting for the actual plot twist at the end of the season. That will be the true reveal.
PooperJackson t1_j4u298g wrote
Reply to comment by Pirate_Ben in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
lmao
kevinds t1_j4u24d8 wrote
>Alberta’s strategy incentivizes hunting directly, offering to pay hunters $75 per set of ears.
Fuck!
Please no! No no no.. Just no. Bad bad bad.. Fuck
aneeta96 t1_j4u1jos wrote
Reply to Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
Maybe don't put your city in the desert?
swaziwarrior54 t1_j4u050t wrote
Reply to comment by malepitt in Trees drink too much water in Utah by arupra
Ha ha! Well now they can drink 5.0 water. But if they have a blood water level of .05 or higher while driving, they go to jail.
moose2mouse t1_j4u01i0 wrote
Reply to comment by Buck_Thorn in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Tucker let him borrow it from his closet.
clipperker t1_j4tz4ds wrote
Thanks for all the goose shit. Have some pigs. - America
SoleMolestor t1_j4tyf29 wrote
He must have had a ruff shift
Jsmith0730 t1_j4tyc57 wrote
Reply to comment by BenMurray303 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
It was the dog on the phone. He had to get him out of the room somehow.
arealmcemcee t1_j4txckw wrote
Boarmageddon 2023!
Remarkable_Coast_214 t1_j4tx5gw wrote
Reply to comment by asatrocker in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
6 foot 8 = 80 inches
7! = 5040
80/5040 ≈ 0.016 inches
that's a tiny dog
whit4504 t1_j4twxdj wrote
So are we just completely gloss over that this reported crime occurred on Tuesday Jan 12? I literally had to check date of article bc last i checked there is no Tuesday Jan 12 this year. Can only assume typo but this is serious error in reporting. I expect bettor.
AndyB1976 t1_j4twmr1 wrote
Doug Ford has already got Ontario!
koavf OP t1_j4twlis wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
> Not everyone who participated in the twitter purchase suffered a share of the $200 bn loss, only of the $43 bn loss.
You are wrong, since every everyone who paid $44 billion to own Twitter also lost a total of $200 billion.
Raiden115X t1_j4twksh wrote
Why not just make it a full helmet at that point? Add air conditioning and you're good to go.
Esleeezy t1_j4tvi6y wrote
Reply to comment by ProgressivelyIrate in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Yes he does! You’re innocent huh puppy! You were hungry huh? Yes you were! Yes you wweeeeerrrrrrr!! You need to groooow huh bubba!!! Yes you do!
Bokbreath t1_j4tv7ne wrote
How many ? 30-50 ?
Megasdoux t1_j4tv0pf wrote
Bake him away toys.
TossPowerTrap t1_j4ttau3 wrote
This is the sort of story I used to read in the St. Cleve Chronicle.
Distant-moose t1_j4trmt9 wrote
That's what you get for stocking those meth books.
Khyron_2500 t1_j4tqsqp wrote
Reply to comment by SkeletonEvan in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
I mean… it could be Melvindale?
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j4tpx1f wrote
Reply to comment by Donut_merchant2 in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
I just heard about it recently. Are these people similar to the Q in the USA or are they some unique manifestation only India could produce?
I have a feeling this is part of a social media manipulation and that it’s a world wide push to organize all the angry paranoid people.
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j4tpkgs wrote
Reply to comment by AdultEnuretic in Baby alligator found abandoned in empty lot in New Jersey by kangarooturd
Get some more global warming and you just might.
Dimako98 t1_j4u2n5a wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in ‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada by PeterDTown
Don't worry, it won't work. People in the US machine gun them from helicopters, poison them, trap them, blow them up with tannerite, hunt them... It's all hopeless. They reproduce faster than we can kill them.