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Any_Monitor5224 t1_j4uhjdo wrote
Reply to comment by Bayoffun in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I am a woman with large breasts. No way I could walk around braless in a tight shirt as a teacher without someone saying something to me. I have zero issue with trans folks, but this crosses a line that we hold for all people.
griftertm t1_j4uhd1d wrote
Reply to comment by dummkauf in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
r/amithecloaca
kevinds t1_j4uh9ui wrote
Reply to comment by hour_of_the_rat in ‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada by PeterDTown
>The farmer isn't raising wild boar, just regular farmed pigs.
>When domesticated pigs escape, they revert to wild pigs in two generations.
They are just letting them grow, and then hunting them. Not feeding or sheltering them, but not killing the herd either.
They are not domesticated, they are not captured/counted, so they wouldn't count as escaped.
As close to raising them as they can get, without actually claiming the animals as theirs.
So bad.
>wild boar hunting in Alberta is wildly popular, in part because there is no limit on the season. At HogWild Specialties in Mayerthorpe, owner Earl Hagman sells both wild boar meat and overnight hunting packages. Large trophy boar hunts are $1,800, and hunters can bring any legal weapon and are guided through the property.
>Hagman says the packages are popular, and the business hosts around 10 hunters per month. However, he says most people “come for the meat” because of Hagmans “natural” raising process: meat animals are $1,000 each.
marionetted t1_j4ugzsc wrote
Reply to comment by ADDandKinky in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Yeah tucker, I'm just gonna suck this dick right here to show you how much I dislike gay marriage.
jlcatch22 t1_j4ugz14 wrote
Reply to comment by Aquesm in Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I don’t know if that person is sincere or not, but it’s irrelevant to Fox News. This furthers their agenda either way.
RawVeganGuru t1_j4ufrtn wrote
Reply to comment by PuzzleheadedOne1428 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
r/AteTheOnion
Chard069 t1_j4ueklj wrote
Is it only an urban legend, that New York visitors to Florida took baby gators home as vacation souvenirs and, after the novelty wore off, flushed them down toilets, leading to a population in the city's sewers of hungry gators that feasted on homeless refugees? One close to me worked underground there but never mentioned gators. Hmmm...
HDSpiele t1_j4uds4t wrote
Fuck boars in the Americans they are invasive here in Europe they are at home they are harassing us tearing up our lawns and they are terrifying. Seriously if you see one pray not even a gun will stop them.
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Pristine-Choice-3507 t1_j4uccnr wrote
Reply to comment by KeyserSoze_IsAlive in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Ice can’t afford a lawyer. He’ll have to go in forma pauperis.
hour_of_the_rat t1_j4ubw9r wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in ‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada by PeterDTown
>Or as the company in the article is doing, raising them to invite 'hunters' to pay to hunt them.
The farmer isn't raising wild boar, just regular farmed pigs.
When domesticated pigs escape, they revert to wild pigs in two generations.
heklaflow t1_j4ubeyc wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable_Coast_214 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Tiny dog can have any lunch he wants.
No-Owl9201 t1_j4u9xvr wrote
Much of what said here, about pigs could be equally said about the European invaders of these lands.
wholewheatscythe t1_j4u911d wrote
Once again, dogs of color just get no justice!
SilasX t1_j4u7ht9 wrote
Reply to comment by koavf in Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Nobody paid $44 bn. It was jointly financed across multiple parties.
And even if Musk had out put up $44 bn, it doesn’t mean the other losses were attributable solely to that purchase. The Tesla price fluctuations were not entirely due to the sale of Musk’s shares, for example.
djshadesuk t1_j4u6ae2 wrote
Hope he gets a fair trial and not woof justice!
kevinds t1_j4u6855 wrote
Reply to comment by Dimako98 in ‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada by PeterDTown
>Don't worry, it won't work.
Don't worry about what?
I know it won't work. Paying 'per head' never works.
There are always people who breed them to collect money.
Someone will know of a herd of them, and then they watch them, turning a few at a time, rather than taking the whole heard, as a money making operation..
Or as the company in the article is doing, raising them to invite 'hunters' to pay to hunt them.
Perverse Incentive aka The Cobra Effect
>When the British ruled India, bureaucrats in Delhi grew concerned about the proliferation of cobras in the city. To get the problem under control, authorities offered a bounty on cobra skins. This economic incentive worked well – too well, as it turned out.
>Soon cobras were being slain willy-nilly, and the government was pleased with its bounty program. However, several enterprising Indians heard the knock of opportunity in the cobra’s hiss. These opportunists began breeding cobras for their skins.
>And so it wasn’t long before the British were up to their knickers in cobra skins. When officials discovered the scam, they withdrew the bounty. But that’s not the end of the story.
>With the bounty program cancelled, innumerable cobra breeders in Delhi were stuck with, shall we say, “excess inventory.” The herpetological bubble had burst, and their erstwhile cash cobras had become lethal liabilities. So the breeders set their vipers free. And once again, Delhi had a cobra problem – only worse than before.
>Fort Benning, Georgia was having a problem with feral pigs. The Army offered hunters a bounty of $40 for every pig tail turned in. People began buying pig tails from butchers and slaughterhouses at “wholesale” prices, then “reselling” the tails to the Army at the higher bounty price.
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Reply to comment by RedChaos92 in Albuquerque Police arrest former House candidate tied to shootings at elected officials’ homes by A_Right_Of_Passage
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sneaky_squirrel t1_j4u4u9n wrote
Reply to comment by JTB696699 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
I don't care if this good boy barks innocent, he should face the judge's bone and serve his time in tail.
This is a disgrace.
Omegalazarus t1_j4u2qnl wrote
Voldo!
Hey Voldo! You fulfilled my wish. Good for you!
MadeFromNews t1_j4uiu25 wrote
Reply to Baby alligator found abandoned in empty lot in New Jersey by kangarooturd
But this is news?