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AngelsFire2Ice t1_j4uxse1 wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in ‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada by PeterDTown
Guns will definitely stop them, just need a few rounds. Main argument globally for why mag size limits are shit
Outrageous_Fall_9568 t1_j4uwd7u wrote
Lock him up
perpetualstudent101 t1_j4uwc8j wrote
Reply to comment by JTB696699 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Sounds like entrapment
MistressErinPaid t1_j4uv6i2 wrote
No, the officer stole his lunch.
yellowcups77 t1_j4uthms wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Bro is on r/nottheonion and is taking a article seriously
Edit: wording
ToastFromTexas t1_j4ut9s4 wrote
Currently on paid administrative leave pending investigation
shakeyjaker t1_j4uprlu wrote
A dogs gotta eat, Mr. Lahey!
Player3th0mas t1_j4upop0 wrote
Reply to comment by nihilt-jiltquist in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
That's what I keep telling my partners
Chariots487 t1_j4upkv1 wrote
Reply to Taliban start buying blue ticks on Twitter by koavf
Remember: there were no terrorists, criminals, or state-sponsored disinformation bots/agents on Twitter before October 27th. This is an entirely new phenomenon and was definitely not a known problem.
Chariots487 t1_j4upi0k wrote
Chariots487 t1_j4up16w wrote
Do do, do-do-do.
Either-Pianist1748 t1_j4uonlx wrote
Reply to comment by juicybot in Pistons' Big Man Jalen Duren Might Miss the Paris Game Because He Lost His Passport by KlythsbyTheJedi
The NBA commands the French border force and IATA regulations, yes, of course.
GroundbreakingGur930 t1_j4uoebn wrote
Reply to comment by clipperker in ‘They’re here! They’re here!’: wild pigs are trying to take over Canada by PeterDTown
Mmmmmmm....
Bacon....
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papawam t1_j4uo4qi wrote
"There's no rules saying a dog CAN'T play basketball."
soysubstitute t1_j4uo3mh wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
You can see it, Tucker is very turned on.
Gowlhunter t1_j4uo0fw wrote
Reply to comment by munkee_dont in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
Thanks for the giggle!
Pokeradar t1_j4unpak wrote
Reply to comment by formerPhillyguy in Police dog in Wyandotte accused of stealing fellow officer's lunch by marilyn_mansonv2
That’s about the size of Fenris Wolf from Thor Ragnarok
[deleted] t1_j4umpac wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
I think Tucker wants to make sex with him/her/it
Pichardo83 t1_j4uksxb wrote
At least he didnt bang any co workers
GreedyOctopus t1_j4ukn5m wrote
Imagine seeing him hauled away in handcuffs.
Say10sadvocate t1_j4uk8de wrote
Reply to Tucker Carlson guest dresses as trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts to ridicule Ontario school drama by Downingst
Surely this teacher is only doing it to damage the trans argument, right?
Cause that's all he's achieving.
connortheios t1_j4ujloo wrote
and now for an internal investigation that comes up with nothing and a paid leave for the dog
psilocin72 t1_j4uyuwj wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Your the one playing the act of the awkward kid who gets picked on in school so he goes on line and talks shit to grownups. I’ll try again: F U, you stupid troll.