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Impossible-Wedding-4 t1_j50krpf wrote
Reply to comment by Crott117 in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
I'd wager is right up there with litterboxes in schools.
Someone's cousins, uncles, brothers, sisters, dogs dogsitters, best friends, aunt 8 times removed, landlords, daughters best friends 5 year old son once saw a cow with a diaper on it and the crazy story started
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kevinds t1_j50jkxw wrote
Reply to The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
>because no one can turn them off
This is a problem that can be fixed in a day or two.
The answer is that they want them to be on.
greatdevonhope t1_j50japr wrote
Reply to comment by Black_Dovglas in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
I know, the bi line of the article is "Stephanie Nash told 'Tucker Carlson Tonight' the government needs to stop telling farmers what to do".
Crott117 t1_j50j42l wrote
Reply to comment by DuckQueue in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
Surely by now people know that tucker - by Fox’s own admission - does not provide factual information?
9405t4r t1_j50io3y wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
We had a home invasion. Since then I installed lights in the ally that pretty much turns the night into day. Smart switches all around down stairs that will keep the light on until 10pm and when we are out of the house I have all the rooms lights trim on and off at random times to make you think we are home. It’s great.
Juan-More-Taco t1_j50iemy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
>My car has no backup camera or any fancy detection shit. It turns on with a metal key.
Weird flex but okay
Black_Dovglas t1_j50i3l9 wrote
Reply to comment by greatdevonhope in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
The U.S. government isn't telling anyone they have to put diapers on cows. Also, masks work and mask mandates are absolutely essential in fighting novel viruses like COVID.
joleme t1_j50i071 wrote
Reply to comment by TerribleIdea27 in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
I've never seen it before in my life. I have seen bartenders snatch keys from regulars they know after the person is drunk.
Black_Dovglas t1_j50hrqn wrote
Reply to comment by Crott117 in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
It's not. The right wing media has to constantly invent fake boogeymen to keep their dumb viewers from thinking critically about anything real.
[deleted] t1_j50hr3v wrote
Reply to comment by Raevix in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
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Geenasa t1_j50gxhd wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
Slow Thursday? Throwing out stuff and seeing what will stick?
Garreli t1_j50fypf wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
Changing the cow’s diapers would be a good job for some of the Twitter people Elon axed.
mmmmyeahhlumberg t1_j50fjb7 wrote
Reply to The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Is this a joke? Go to the basement and turn off the main breaker each night. So stupid.
Crott117 t1_j50fc8p wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
I’m not willing to give Fox News a click but I can’t find anything elsewhere suggesting this is actually a real thing.
greatdevonhope t1_j50fbej wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
So the US government needs to stop telling farmers what to do because in France they have some very ideas to reduce green house gases from cattle (It's more the diet and genetics rather than masks and diapers according to fox themselves). https://www.foxnews.com/story/measuring-cow-burps-in-fight-against-climate-change
DuckQueue t1_j50f1ge wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
I like how they pretend this is what the masks are, when it's presumably these, which bear almost zero resemblance to their dumb 'demonstration'.
eighty2angelfan t1_j50dy0k wrote
Reply to comment by ebbiibbe in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
The installer is not to blame. Designer. Contractors install to specs on drawings and blue prints. Designs are made by engineers, usually inexperienced college interns fighting for a position, and ok'd by city and state plan check. For some strange reason the engineers opted for teachers to not have control of lighting in rooms. Probably so they can't override controls and leave them on all night. Lighting controls are usually a "last event check" so that whatever is the last event, override switch or timer, is what tells the lights to do. The better systems do periodic checks to compare override to timer program. Clearly it backfired.
phboss t1_j50dbuu wrote
Reply to USC School of Social Work removes term 'field work' because it may offend 'descendants of slavery' by wxcode
I guess my "cotton" clothing will be the next casualty.
Pimping_NZ t1_j50d4ft wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
How does that contain the emissions anyways? Wouldn’t it have to be air tight to not let the gas escape?
ImSwale t1_j50cvai wrote
Reply to Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
Have you heard about the seaweed supplementation that’s supposed to reduce cow methane emissions by 80%? Without double-checking, 80% is what I remember hearing.
plus_sticks t1_j50bthu wrote
Reply to comment by Pharya in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Would also be even better if personal responsibility was still promoted in NA. The fact someone can be so completely reckless and even has a chance to get away with it legally is mind numbing.
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j50lnq2 wrote
Reply to comment by Crott117 in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
Someone spent at least five minutes putting a bed sheet on a cow which probably took two minutes to fall off — so it HAD TO BE REAL!