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p00kbear t1_j540bd4 wrote
Reply to comment by Gonergonegone in Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
I mean his name isn't 'Young Professor'.
RaffiaWorkBase t1_j5402ta wrote
Reply to comment by Crott117 in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
Probably some cows, somewhere have been fitted with devices to accurately measure how much methane is emitted by different breeds on varying fodder, or some such, and Faux News has hit on another kitty-litter-boxes-in-schools fake outrage bait for clicks.
subzero112001 t1_j53zv9n wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Absolutely no part of your response has been valid. It's mostly just been you covering your ears with your hands while you yell. Good luck with that disability. I'm sure life is tough for you.
canuckcowgirl t1_j53zsfb wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
He wouldn't lie about something like this......would he?
[deleted] t1_j53zr3d wrote
Reply to comment by The_Frostweaver in George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
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The_Frostweaver t1_j53zisk wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
Dude has 0 credibility. I 100% believe he scammed that veteran and his service dog and if he wants to dispute it he can release his tax returns and campaign finance records and explain where every cent came from.
Otherwise everything that comes from his mouth is presumed to be lies.
Forever_Overthinking OP t1_j53zekk wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
Are we sure he isn't a Disney villain?
backpackwayne t1_j53zb5m wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
You mean he could be...., "lying."
George would never do that.
Dynasuarez-Wrecks t1_j53z2q7 wrote
Reply to The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
It's called a service disconnect, people: move it to the off position.
wewhomustnotbenamed OP t1_j53ycd2 wrote
Reply to comment by Ban-Circumcision-Now in Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
FREE THE NIPPLE!
Hobbit1996 t1_j53y8xl wrote
Reply to comment by protocol1008 in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
The American way, sue your way out of anything.
Shvingy t1_j53xtqs wrote
Reply to comment by ffxivthrowaway03 in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Why would you want a smart lightbulb? Just make the lightswitch the "Smart" part.
GovnoMochi t1_j53xnkz wrote
Reply to Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
Just because you disagree with something does not mean it's onion-like.
star86 t1_j53wo0k wrote
Reply to comment by Derrick_Mur in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Every Saturday night.
Bigfoot_the_stoner t1_j53wbap wrote
Reply to comment by Garreli in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
more like the elon fans since they love bull shite so much,.
YorgiTheMagnificent t1_j53v3t5 wrote
Reply to Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
Yea this is going to be soooo wonderful... I'm just saying, if you can't immediately think of one gross family member who will be posting daily titty pics, guess what, you're him.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j53tles wrote
Reply to Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
I support freedom!
Gonergonegone t1_j53sgu1 wrote
Reply to Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
Jesus how stupid can you be.
WilliamMorris420 OP t1_j53sdw5 wrote
Reply to comment by wicklowdave in Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
Whilst you're on CCTV and following several attempts by people to smuggle drugs into the court house, to his co-defendants. Who are all his employees/members of his gang.
fucktrutin t1_j53rqmn wrote
Reply to Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
Keepin it reel.
begforsleep t1_j53ropd wrote
Reply to comment by --zaxell-- in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Of course, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog
wicklowdave t1_j53qwtj wrote
Reply to Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
don't do it right in front of the cop that's walking toward you, looking at you.
DocHendrix t1_j53qw32 wrote
Reply to comment by JaRuleYourDad in Andrew Tate: Bodyguard says 'Some girls thought they'd be his next wife' by pstbo
That's an insult to Steven Segal somehow
overlord7517 t1_j53pkz8 wrote
Reply to The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Did they try unplugging it, waiting 30 seconds, then plugging it back in?
coldequation t1_j540dz1 wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
"I would never do that to anyone, especially not a fellow veteran. It goes against my personal ethos as a Navy SEAL, Green Beret, and Marine Raider." - George Santos