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ffxivthrowaway03 t1_j559yso wrote
Reply to comment by Shvingy in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
If all you want is a lightbulb that turns on/off, sure, it's totally an option to do at the switch!
Most people getting into smart lighting want more than that though, and are using products like Phillips Hue to do different colors/temperatures, save lighting profiles for different activities: watching movies, playing video games, just hanging out, cool christmas party lights, synchronizing lighting throughout multiple rooms, making it match your music, all sorts of stuff. At that point it becomes more of a decorative hobby than just "lighting your house" as a goal.
Dirt_E_Harry t1_j559i6e wrote
I eat about 4 Rotisserie each month. I eat a salad every day for lunch with shredded rotisserie chicken. A chicken would last me one work week. I'd remove the meat from the bones, shred the meat and store them in a tupperware. I like ranch dressing on my salad and Cajun seasoning on the chicken.
Tia0o t1_j558jg9 wrote
Reply to comment by Square-Dragonfruit76 in Dancers flashmob funeral with Another One Bites the Dust by BQKazoo
that's super sweet
jabberwockgee t1_j5588ct wrote
Reply to comment by SaltyBarDog in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
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pallentx t1_j557wlk wrote
Reply to comment by eighty2angelfan in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Yep, who knows what the original design was before it went to finance and they were told this is too much, you need to cut the cost 40%.
SaltyBarDog t1_j557w5p wrote
Reply to comment by jabberwockgee in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
I have seen plenty of dumbass parents who don't hold their child's hand and kids are unpredictable AF in a parking lot regardless of you checking and going slowly.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j557pqa wrote
Reply to comment by YorgiTheMagnificent in Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
Better than the right wing political crap
iamsce t1_j557nb3 wrote
The Wade Boggs diet.
DaveOJ12 t1_j557ect wrote
Reply to Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
Was this written by a bot?
rabea187 t1_j5571m1 wrote
Not all rotisserie chickens are created equal, however I can barely manage eating more than one every two months at best
Analthumbsucker t1_j554617 wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
He's the perfect Maga, he doesn't lie about some things, he lies about everything. Trump hasn't named a running mate, but this greasy little bum is perfect.
jabberwockgee t1_j5533nz wrote
Reply to comment by SaltyBarDog in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Nope, I always check behind my car before I back up, and go so slowly that as long as it's not a baby crawling unattended they would be able to move at a slow ass pace to get away from my car.
MediocreAd6969 t1_j552mth wrote
Reply to comment by Tballz9 in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
Shaka when the walls fell
SaltyBarDog t1_j550enq wrote
Reply to comment by YorgiTheMagnificent in Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
I'm the dude posting my tiddy pics. You got issues with that?
SaltyBarDog t1_j54y7ss wrote
Reply to comment by 1ndomitablespirit in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
If a fetus was behind my car that would be a salient argument. Just take the "L" and move on.
Lee1070kfaw t1_j54xy2i wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
He look like heโs doing that Toby McGuire beginning of Spider-Man 2 walk in the pic
SaltyBarDog t1_j54xxuu wrote
Reply to comment by jabberwockgee in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Ever had a kid dart behind your car? They damage pretty quickly.
Dan-68 t1_j54xw5x wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
And then the even more complex activities of walking and chewing gum at the same time.
SaltyBarDog t1_j54xr3b wrote
Reply to comment by Juan-More-Taco in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
I like turning on my lights with my phone. I can make them different colors, which is cool.
SaltyBarDog t1_j54xgo3 wrote
Reply to comment by Daikataro in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Ima blame a MechE because it's always fun to blame them.
SaltyBarDog t1_j54xd6i wrote
Reply to comment by Quack-Zack in The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off by Didyoucallforme
Rule of engineering: Make something idiot proof and the world will give you a bigger idiot.
LivingLawfulness t1_j54uqt5 wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
How many things is this man gonna have to deny having done
LovsickPrfectaTerain t1_j54qt1m wrote
Reply to comment by MonsieurReynard in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Yep. Can't advertise by flavor, no lights or ultralights anymore, especially menthols.
Gonergonegone t1_j54qib7 wrote
Reply to comment by p00kbear in Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
You got me there lol
StarGaurdianBard t1_j55aly7 wrote
Reply to comment by DaMusicalGamer in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
In all likelihood it was written by an AI for click farming. I wouldn't be surprised if within the next year or two the majority of news articles are AI made.