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ExternalUserError t1_j55lcbu wrote
Reply to comment by DCErik in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
She's cleaning up, so yes. 🥁
dogeheroic t1_j55jprl wrote
Reply to comment by attorneyatslaw in Experience: I ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days by jedikraken
Wade Boggs still around
WaitingForNormal t1_j55jddo wrote
Obviously the people jerking off to this don’t really know what diana looked like, nor do they seem to care.
Deyln t1_j55j0ed wrote
Cleaner no more most likely.
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attorneyatslaw t1_j55ig7x wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Experience: I ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days by jedikraken
RIP Wade Boggs
AgentOfASignal OP t1_j55ifoh wrote
Reply to comment by DCErik in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
An OnlyFans star with a side gig as a cleaner.
ExternalUserError t1_j55i3rc wrote
He should have washed it down with some 40oz malt liquor bottles.
jedikraken OP t1_j55hums wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Experience: I ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days by jedikraken
That's exactly why I posted it - I feel like it's very oniony that this made the news at all.
PhilosopherDismal191 t1_j55hjf1 wrote
Reply to comment by Derpinator_420 in Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
Honestly, probably not the worst.
ReginaldSP t1_j55h0jr wrote
really looks nothing like Lady Di
wtfburritoo t1_j55gtqm wrote
Reply to ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
Humanity will never make any forward progress as a species when half the global population is stuck in the fucking bronze age.
Gemmabeta t1_j55g5m9 wrote
Reply to comment by JanesPlainShameTrain in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
Clever girl.
menlindorn t1_j55fzj3 wrote
I'm not gonna read this. It only encourages this kind of ridiculous tiktok nonsense behavior. People be doing the "100 donuts in 100 days" challenge, and wonder why they don't feel so good.
DCErik t1_j55fskl wrote
If you make 8x more per month from your OF than you do cleaning, are you still a cleaner?
menlindorn t1_j55fq1p wrote
Reply to comment by iamsce in Experience: I ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days by jedikraken
Wade Boggs didn't drink 70 beers because he was trying to win some competition. He just did it because he was like... thirsty?
WatercressHead8021 t1_j55foki wrote
Was worried about getting defunded. Honing his police skills for when he’s on the street. Always uncertain where his next meal is coming from.
Neat_Petite t1_j55fnfi wrote
So why have they used a picture of someone who, with the exception of the hair, looks fuck all like Princess Diana?
Edit: and not even the hair come to think of it.
SwadianZunist t1_j55fd6t wrote
Reply to comment by AttentionSpanZero in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
Don’t tell David Lynch fans. They’ll become her new target audience.
custard_doughnuts t1_j55epm1 wrote
Presumably all from Daily Express readers
She also looks nothing like Diana
TaserLord t1_j55emdm wrote
Reply to ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
Weren't these guys prescribing cow urine for covid? When all you have is a hammer, I guess everything starts to look like a nail.
JanesPlainShameTrain t1_j55ejab wrote
Reply to comment by AttentionSpanZero in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
Yeah, but Laura Dern wouldn't get the attention of the horny patriotic brits.
And that's where the money is.
AttentionSpanZero t1_j55dn36 wrote
Looks more like Laura Dern.
StarGaurdianBard t1_j55b587 wrote
Reply to comment by Crott117 in Farmer speaks out against forcing cows to wear diapers to contain methane emissions: 'Gone to loony town' by NudeSamoan
This article was 100% written by an ai
bubba7557 t1_j55n4uv wrote
Reply to Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
15k of that is from William and Harry