Hmm. Interesting story, despite funny headline.

With just the info in the article, I'm siding with the TB employees. I'm not real sure of the whole story, but either the employees called the cops at 1pm to come to the store to help deal with an irate customer or the irate customer called the cops because they wouldn't give him a burrito because the soda dispenser was not working (?).

Either way, that's one weird and petty hill to choose to die on, so to speak.

Caught me

Oh I look forward to the Internet Historian video on that!

It's Reginaldo

Well, I've got bad news...Reginald is not my real name.

I mean, it does a little tiny bit. It has water in it.

I'm saving this comment on my beefsteak hard drive.

Aliens.

I mean second time around, yes. But I’d like to cut some of the people who did it the first time some slack.

You'd think we'd be lining reactors and whatnot with cow shit if that were actually true. The willful ignorance of some people in an age where you can carry around a fairly powerful computer in your pocket that provides nearly instant access to pretty much any information you could conceivably need is beyond infuriating sometimes.

If anybody falls for it, they deserve whatever happens. It’s the stupidity tax

Maybe a certain person is hoping for a multi million $ Taco Bell prize?

She does look skeletal, so I can see the resemblance.

Hope she's saving for the inevitable crash.

I could see that, actually. Certainly more than Diana.

Ah, but do YOU look like Princess Diana?

No? Well that shouldn't stop you. It's certainly not stopped this lady...

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No, usually just the rat

isn't that a standard inclusion for a taco bell order?

They truly represent what the entire Polska Policja is capable of.

I swear to god, if this old boiler can make 16k a month on OnlyFans, there are more simps out there than I first thought. If I was even a HALF decent looking woman I’d be all over that kind of money

In other news Prosopagnosia, also known as face blindness, is sweeping though the UK. No one can tell anyone apart anymore. Who are you? Are you my wife? Henry Cavil? Is that a mirror? Who is that cleaning my waste bin? Princess Dianna? Hear more details on the 7 o’clock news.

Laura Dern might get the attention if she started an Only Fans doing a Princess Di lookalike page

"Frau Blucher!"

/horses go nuts

How to separate Harry from his freshly acquired millions.