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812warfavenue t1_j57tgoe wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Taliban unveils Mada 9, Afghanistan’s first indigenously made ‘supercar’ by sa5867
Wrong timeline, Jack. We do things a little differently 'round here
Longjumping-Regret34 t1_j57stmb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Anecdotal evidence from a military gun guy in Texas lol
812warfavenue t1_j57sq44 wrote
Reply to comment by CubanHermes in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
A reference that shows my age maybe.
There is a Jamaican Hermes on an old show, Futurama, who is a limbo champion. I thought your name was a reference.
I'll show myself out.
Cringe_Meister_ t1_j57s5mz wrote
U smell what's The Rock cooking? that's right it's a fish cake😤😎
shakycam3 OP t1_j57s0ws wrote
Reply to comment by willpowerpt in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
It was all rich kids and trust fund brats, from what I remember. And it’s still one of the funniest things that ever happened.
IxamxUnicron t1_j57rya5 wrote
Reply to Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by XXmynameisNeganXX
Isn't rat poison fairly ineffective against humans? It works on rats because rat's can't vomit. Humans on the other hand are very good at vomiting.
shakycam3 OP t1_j57rwvf wrote
Reply to comment by BarAgent in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Both.
Rocketlucco t1_j57r6z7 wrote
I really like the fish named itself Rowaway.
willpowerpt t1_j57qxvg wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Anyone who decides to blow obscene money unironically this time around absolutely deserves whatever befalls them.
ActionFlank t1_j57qm88 wrote
Reply to comment by Free_hugs_for_3fiddy in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
Right. Who pays for porn?
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j57q710 wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
I read the article, which they're telling everyone else to (because they didn't read it, likely). It never identified the teacher as anything but a teacher, no name, no reference to race. The only reference to race in the article is about the makeup of the student body, which the article says is majority black and Hispanic.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j57pvej wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Teacher is never named, nor is their race referenced, you know how I know that? I read the article, ooooh. Now if I happened to miss it in the short two minute read the article took, please show me where it identified the teacher as anything but a teacher.
Effective-Elevator83 t1_j57padb wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
Don’t forget the morality police.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_j57p819 wrote
Reply to comment by ap0lly0n in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Some see it as a slur towards indigenous peoples, that is, if it's an abbreviation of "redskin"
formerNPC t1_j57ox8p wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
As long as Ticketmaster gets involved then it will be an official shit show!
freemason777 t1_j57om2s wrote
Reply to comment by OcculusSniffed in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Random as in unpredictable and hair trigger
Phillyredsox t1_j57ohk4 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
I love it. It hurts, but in a good way.
BarAgent t1_j57nuu9 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Was the Fyre Festival fraud or just gross incompetence? I don’t remember.
betillsatan t1_j57n5mh wrote
guess I know what we're having for dinner.
TreeSlayer-Tak t1_j57n2rj wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
Aliens from russia
hippyengineer t1_j57mi4y wrote
Reply to comment by onelittleworld in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Can’t fuck me again
GlobalTravelR t1_j57mf5b wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Speaking of fraudsters up to their old tricks. https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/ftc-calls-pharma-bro-martin-shkreli-held-contempt-court-rcna66739
Khemith t1_j57lte1 wrote
Reply to comment by Gonergonegone in Young Thug accused of getting drugs from fellow defendant inside Fulton County courtroom by WilliamMorris420
I watched politicians take bribes infront of the cameras, Young Thug's mistake was not being white rich and go to the right country clubs.
Khemith t1_j57lmuv wrote
Reply to Free the nipple: Facebook and Instagram told to overhaul ban on bare breasts by wewhomustnotbenamed
Boomers need to die faster so we can get non puritan social media.
GetlostMaps t1_j57tlqu wrote
Reply to comment by Hi_Im_Dadbot in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
I'm bowled over by this comment. I understand it was a fin-ancial crime..