This is why you should first check what was output by ChatGPT 🙄

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Abortion is such a polarizing thing and so important to so many people that whoever feels they are on the losing side is more motivated by it politically. Right now, that's the pro-choice side.

Basically stuff like this turns out more Democrats than Republicans.

She’s a fucking parasite.

Killeen isn’t “rural”. Livingston Texas is rural. Killeen is the 19th largest city in Texas. It’s about the same size as Pasadena and larger than Midland.

Oh, the lady who barely won by a few hundred votes after a recount in her overwhelmingly conservative county.

I have to drive through that area for work every so often, and her campaign posters were just a picture of her with the word "freedom" under her picture.

That's it. No actual slogan or thought process, just the word "freedom." I always translated that to "freedumb" in my head whenever I saw them.

Sooner the better.

When I was about 7 I got 'arrested' at the airport for taking baggage carts back for people in the carpark. They cost $1 to rent and gave back 25c when you returned them. I was selling them for 50c. I was just waiting for a flight with my family and bored.

Free Market in operation. No crime detected.

She can't feel a thing now, so it doesn't count.

That's got to be the worse headline of the year, but the year is still early.

At least they didn't play "Baby, it's cold outside" and really trigger people.

Imagine how caught off guard Breonna Taylor must have felt

edit: commented before realizing this wasn't about the other patrons being offended by a display of the brutal reality we live in, but some sick fuck GOP shitheels reveling in her death like it was a training video or something. Not sure if/how that changes the context :/

And now for your dining pleasure we present the horrible real life murder of a human being.

I guarantee it'll be full of the same people on YouTube who go "I did X so you don't have to!" click chasers.

Couldn't this have been salvaged to a decent/slightly below average festival of he had just went with the cruise ship? Or was all the money gone by then?

And a new community health center opens up, "Prepared Familyhood"

May she rot in hell.

I'll take Bills that Bobo Endorses that Never Go Anywhere for $200 Alex.

Everyone knows reality is written by manatees

Yeah. He won’t answer. He has slipped back into obscurity.

Someone call Ja

Why can't I ever think of cool stuff like this?

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How is this oniony? She's an idiot, this is expected

I like to think that metaphors are only to be used to anamorphise and and recreate an idea using a metaphorical construct that is most relatable to the reciever of the abstracted construct with eventually the intent to make one seem less informed than the deliverer of the concept otherwise they would just be explaining how full of shit they are while not communicating anything other than ‘do what I said but not in the way I said it.’