Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
bookcreative t1_j58gf7o wrote
Yeah, I’m sure they have no suspects…
/s
MrJohnnyDangerously t1_j58g98z wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
His best work was that douche-flag metal credit card club.
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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58g5ou wrote
Reply to ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
To be fair has anyone ever tried protecting themselves from atomic radiation with cow dung and had it fail?
InternetPeon t1_j58g2dh wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop in Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by LlamaInATux
Whoa - a poison burrito.
I wonder if this will be the next Knives Out, Glass Onion mystery.
psilocin72 t1_j58fqpu wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
Because I’m amused by your impotence. Something about wage theft being a major crime in America struck a nerve.
Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop t1_j58fmp9 wrote
It was those jerks at Mondo Burger
RTwhyNot t1_j58eyo0 wrote
What a horrible person
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FriesWithThat t1_j58es9h wrote
>The Consumer Product Safety Commission said the Taylor and Finch Six-Wick Scented Candles can combust while lit, causing the glass container to break.
Six wicks is insanity, settle the fuck down scented candlemakers.
menlindorn t1_j58env0 wrote
Reply to comment by Dirtilie_Dirtle in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
parasites don't fuck. they infest.
menlindorn t1_j58ekx2 wrote
Reply to comment by brnjenkn in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.
menlindorn t1_j58eij5 wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
would be simple to fix it for her
menlindorn t1_j58dh14 wrote
Must be where they got that Encanto candle.
EnvironmentalMath317 t1_j58dfih wrote
Been calling her Bimbert since she became known.
compuwiza1 t1_j58dc4k wrote
Also recalled were the Roman Candles from their Euro line. It had not been explained to them that those are fireworks.
Bumm_by_Design t1_j58d2wb wrote
Maybe it's one of those wicked candles
subzero112001 t1_j58ctv8 wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
If I’m a troll, why are you still responding then? What a scrub….
Bokbreath t1_j58cj8y wrote
From friction ? Asking for a friend.
psilocin72 t1_j58c0be wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
I don’t retort trolls or defend facts.
ShrimplyPibblesDr t1_j58bt4q wrote
Reply to Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
*russian saboteurs
subzero112001 t1_j58bqi3 wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
That’s rich coming from the person who can’t read yet constantly froths at the mouth. I’m still waiting on an actual retort.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58agwt wrote
It's common knowledge the pro-life don't like planned parenthood. About as surprising as a liberal wanting to defund the police.
releasethedogs t1_j58ghqs wrote
Reply to Louisville officer sues LMPD, claiming discrimination because he's a man by Shlumped23
What a pile of puke.