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BazilBroketail t1_j58oey4 wrote
Reply to comment by bookcreative in Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by LlamaInATux
The guys investigating...
Seriously...?
CerebralAccountant t1_j58nuwy wrote
> An internal investigation found that he made comments such as, "I have issues working for women," and "I don't believe that they (women) belong in supervisory roles."
Ah yes, the man who discriminates against women and somehow thinks HE'S the one getting discriminated against.
DJKoolJerk t1_j58n76u wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
Poland.
yerBoyShoe t1_j58mwp1 wrote
Reply to Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
"Emergency. Everybody to get from water."
zenviking83 t1_j58msky wrote
Reply to comment by wormrake in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Nah, once the island is cut off we release the velociraptors. It’s the only logical choice.
thatoneguy23000 t1_j58mrer wrote
Reply to comment by shakycam3 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Actually, there's no proof anybody paid for the highest tier ticket for Fyre Festival, what we do know is they were giving out tickets at a massive discount, think $1,200 covering a full week vacation in a private villa with 5 star food and concerts from your favorite bands. That's ducking dirt cheap for what they were advertising, and a lot of blue collar people thought they were basically winning the lottery.
LucyRiversinker t1_j58m2k3 wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
So the source is Starfall, that appears to be a legit website, at first glance. How did this happen??
YeetForTheStars t1_j58l87j wrote
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han_bylo t1_j58kxio wrote
Imagine being a level 8 piece of human garbage and collecting a paycheck from the taxpayers. What a fucking scumbag.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58kbn9 wrote
I just get thighs or drumsticks and make it myself to last a few days. More cost effective. Just need to have the patience to wait an hour for the oven the first time.
MadMunky5B5 t1_j58ju77 wrote
Reply to comment by texanfan20 in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Dallas has 7 suburbs that are larger than Killeen.
Alaishana t1_j58j2gu wrote
Reply to comment by chasonreddit in ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
>Let's not go calling people we disagree with stupid.
That's very hard in your case.
You have just defended a LIFE SENTENCE for cow smuggling.
WTF?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58ibkh wrote
Reply to George Santos disputes taking $3,000 intended for disabled veteran's dying dog by Forever_Overthinking
He should just say he did it so nobody believes he did it.
myballzhuert t1_j58i7yd wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop in Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by LlamaInATux
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Blazinvoid t1_j58i7ag wrote
Reply to comment by chaseinger in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
The flight was paid for in the ticket as well, it was really all inclusive.
rabidturbofox t1_j58i2n0 wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
Seems legit!
NaiveQuail69 t1_j58i1f7 wrote
The LMPD is a fucking joke.
squarepeg0000 t1_j58i17t wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in An illegal betting duo was arrested for roaming Minnesota casinos and, for a fee, playing slots for gamblers who watch on a TikTok livestream in hopes of striking it rich. They would keep $25 for every $100 deposited for wagering, and charge a $5.99 subscription fee. They have 165,000 followers. by heaintheavy
Brilliant!
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j58hx9s wrote
The sheriff knows, but he was shot
BoomChaka67 t1_j58hgg5 wrote
Well, that’s comforting
Pterritorialdactyl t1_j58h4rl wrote
perhaps it's time to bring in THE EXPERTS
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JakobtheRich t1_j58gwq0 wrote
Reply to comment by chasonreddit in ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
This judge is handing down life in prison for transporting a cow with the intent to kill it. Mutilating or killing an animal in the US generally carry’s a charge of like a year in prison.
Attempted murder of another human being has a charge of up to ten years under Indian law, so arguably this is a charge more severe than if there had been humans being transported.
Optimistic__Elephant t1_j58omyb wrote
Reply to comment by shakycam3 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Yea…. Gotta give that guy respect for admitting that. Most people would probably bury that detail, especially in front of a documentary crew!