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No-Owl9201 t1_j5912wn wrote
So you couldn’t plan when to have a baby??
PreferredSex_Yes t1_j5910oe wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Just one slur unless we're solely going to accept "crackheads".
txgypsy t1_j58zbh5 wrote
Reply to comment by LoMeinCain in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Ummm....others in the black community?
one_of_the_millions t1_j58x5kb wrote
Reply to comment by mfb- in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Sure, whi not?
ctrl_alt_excrete t1_j58w3ya wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
He's calling it PYRT (pronounced pirate)...is this a joke? Dumb spelling aside, he's naming it after people who famously steal money and are stereotyped to leave victims stranded on desert islands...this has to be an ironic bit, right?
Worsel555 t1_j58vviw wrote
Rat poison could have been the safest thing in that burrito! ;)
mfb- t1_j58vv4d wrote
Reply to comment by one_of_the_millions in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Want to buy a yPhone?
LeviathanGank t1_j58ur04 wrote
TAG_8-5 t1_j58um8o wrote
taptapper t1_j58u1gr wrote
That woman looks nothing like Di
taptapper t1_j58tm0n wrote
Reply to An illegal betting duo was arrested for roaming Minnesota casinos and, for a fee, playing slots for gamblers who watch on a TikTok livestream in hopes of striking it rich. They would keep $25 for every $100 deposited for wagering, and charge a $5.99 subscription fee. They have 165,000 followers. by heaintheavy
That's freaking brilliant
chickennoobiesoup t1_j58se5u wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
*finniest
DaveOJ12 t1_j58s723 wrote
Reply to comment by StarGaurdianBard in Jeff Bezos used metaphors, an ancient communication tool, to explain complex ideas. by iLiveOnWeetbix711
CNET has been doing it
https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/20/23564311/cnet-pausing-ai-articles-bot-red-ventures
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LoMeinCain t1_j58r9fp wrote
Reply to comment by hibernativenaptosis in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Thank you
LoMeinCain t1_j58r89i wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Nice
LoMeinCain t1_j58r7iz wrote
What’s the leading cause of death in the black community?
[deleted] t1_j58qmxc wrote
Reply to comment by Burpreallyloud in Chelsea Handler Says She Thought the Sun and Moon Were the Same Until She Was 40 by Razariousnefarian
I lold at ‘stupid as a sack of hammers’
shakycam3 OP t1_j58qlgr wrote
Reply to comment by TuesAffairOnSun in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Yeah. Me neither.
subzero112001 t1_j58qi1m wrote
Reply to comment by psilocin72 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
A lot of ad hominem and zero rational retorts. You don’t even have a clue on how to converse huh? Life really must be rough on you…..
I’m still waiting for an actual response.
TuesAffairOnSun t1_j58pvev wrote
Reply to comment by Optimistic__Elephant in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
That guy would suck dick for any reason. He didn't need to be offered the water.
Carribean-Diver t1_j58pnau wrote
There's absolutely no possible way the customer poisoned himself, hoping to sue and cash out. /s
SexandCinnamonbuns t1_j58pjgj wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Still can’t use “you’re” properly!! Come on teach you ain’t teachin!!
Optimistic__Elephant t1_j58p0x7 wrote
Reply to comment by BarAgent in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Didn’t start off as fraud. But when incompetence doomed the festival they refused to be honest before it was too late and cancel/refund. So then it became fraud. Also I think he lied to investors a lot.
theonlyonethatknocks t1_j5918z3 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
I’m going to get this music festival to work, even if it costs you everything you own.