It's kinda funny cos i remembered Fyre festival ended up attracting mostly just basic, at most mid-tier influencers.

The biggest influencers were just paid to promote it.

Wut

Death finds a way

Heart disease. Homicide comes in at 4th

Ah ok, thanks. I couldn't figure it out.

Oh my god who the hell cares

Make their social media accounts interact with an alternate version of the app that still shows all the news but nothing about the island so it looks like the rest of the world has forgotten about them.

Also replace all their followers with bots that engage with all their usual posts like normal, but question when they call for help and call it fake.

Then make the bots slowly turn on them and decrease their follower count every day until they fade into irrelevance.

That will really make them go insane.

Still a cleaner? God bless her work ethic.

Pretty bold for the NAACP statement to apologize only to black children

Bro, I’m a minority and have dealt with some pretty racial shit here. I could give plenty of examples, but I don’t want to kill my high.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-care/our-services

Planned Parenthood does a lot more than just abortions.

Gives a whole new meaning to phishing.

And Met Gala tickets, too? That are invitation-only?

God damn it

It wasn't so much he was willing to. It was that the rest of the group told him he had to.

‘You can crawl in a hole and die, or you can go and try to do something and just like not promise any results,’’’ McFarland said in a recent interview with NBC News.”

So he’s going to tell everyone its going to be shit before they buy the tickets. Genius.

Don’t forget a traitor, too.

Seems pretty simple, get a list of line cooks working during the time the customer was poisoned and interrogate them all. Whoever's story doesn't really line up with the rest or has contradicting details , that's probably the dude

Or they poisoned themselves and called 911 for attention but that would be Munchausen's right? Pretty rare

Just hope the market doesn't Cave.

How many goat power (GP) are they getting from the modified engine.

Lol pulling a Donald trump I see. Deny deny deny, attack and flip the script.

Only works for him though. Or it did for quite some time anyways

This is exactly the sort of thing my fish would have done.

But do people not realize there are literal pools of idle accounts old enough to post so they just make new ones and let them sit?? So again is it really helping much or is it just being exclusive?

Ah, I get you now but I'll out-old you. It's from GTA: Vice City. Gang version of the bog standard Hermes found mainly around the middle of the second main island.

Many of you may die, but that’s the chance I am willing to take.