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KentuckyFriedEel t1_j59v04t wrote
Reply to comment by MouseRat_AD in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Will Ja Rule return?
Darkwaxellence t1_j59uuc5 wrote
Reply to comment by wormrake in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
This is the movie that the world needs right now. Please ask chat gpt to write it for us!
psilocin72 t1_j59ulsc wrote
Reply to comment by subzero112001 in A woman is ordered to repay her employer for time theft by fartingfreddy1
You’ll wait for a very long time. You can’t accept a true statement. I can’t help you with that.
LightBluePen t1_j59tp5d wrote
Reply to comment by Zenmedic in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
This story had me hooked from its headline.
Maleficent-Depth5872 t1_j59tks6 wrote
Reply to comment by Oski96 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
-Kramer
BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j59rx1j wrote
She can just go ahead and toss it in the bin at the end of they day, since that’s where it’s going to land with a split government.
Aside from that, it’s where that bullshit belongs anyway.
twsddangll t1_j59rmym wrote
Reply to ‘Cow Dung Protects From Atomic Radiation’, Says Local Court While Sentencing Youth to Life by chacko96
I’ve never heard of someone deep-throating cow cock before with so much gleeful enthusiasm but that judge went at it like a pro. Or a Vergne police officer.
BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j59rfvc wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
I was thinking, “you know; maybe this one an extreme approach to teaching about maginalism of groups by teaching words like “gypped” that we don’t know are slurs” But nope. Just contextless, nonsense where there is no real discernible goal besides teaching kids some new words they might not have already known.
UpDownCharmed t1_j59qo2m wrote
Reply to comment by Stealthy_Facka in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
It's Japan, they have seen weirder
PJJefferson t1_j59q7jo wrote
Reply to Diners caught off guard as a group aired footage relating to Breonna Taylor's death at a Kentucky restaurant by GlobalTravelR
People who live in a black and white world, with no nuance, and nothing that doesn’t fit the narrative is acknowledged as even existing.
For these people, it isn’t enough to like police officers or be in favor of law and order.
You need to believe no police officer has ever done anything wrong, and every story claiming otherwise is a lie.
That every single story of police misconduct can be explained away, with the right video presentation, at the right restaurant.
WanderingJellyBean t1_j59oy7f wrote
Reply to comment by Hi_Im_Dadbot in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
Or he was really gill-able
1CocteauTwin t1_j59olxh wrote
Reply to comment by wormrake in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Like a Battle Royal for useless gits.
Televise it.
I'm in.
Buhlasted t1_j59ocez wrote
Reply to Diners caught off guard as a group aired footage relating to Breonna Taylor's death at a Kentucky restaurant by GlobalTravelR
Ladies and gentlemen! This is your Republican Party!
Just when you think the Republican Party could not go any lower, we now have a group that needs an extension ladder, in order to be able to reach up, to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
dannoGB68 t1_j59o182 wrote
These fuckers. Anti-birth control, but also anti-taking care of little kids born because of no birth control. … and no need to reconcile that bullshit.
Aldous_Hoaxley t1_j59o0vo wrote
Reply to comment by AttentionSpanZero in Cleaner who 'looks like Princess Diana' makes £16k a month on OnlyFans by AgentOfASignal
The resemblance with Di ends at the hair.
Aldous_Hoaxley t1_j59nyhj wrote
The only resemblance is the hair.
jedikraken OP t1_j59nxss wrote
Reply to comment by Hawanja in Experience: I ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days by jedikraken
Exactly
Stealthy_Facka t1_j59nmam wrote
The craziest part about the whole story to me is Nintendo granting the refund
SqueakSquawk4 t1_j59m2d1 wrote
Reply to comment by SuperKrusher in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
I'd say it's rather good at Pokemon. I mean, it's the only fish I know that completed a pokemon game!
SuperKrusher t1_j59lgjd wrote
Not great at Pokemon, but very adept at credit theft and trolling.
Stravven t1_j59jxcx wrote
Reply to comment by texanfan20 in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
But I'd say that Pasadena is just a part of Los Angeles, just like Versailles is a part of Paris or Newark is part of New York City.
Ancient-Panic8510 t1_j59itl7 wrote
Reply to Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
Polish them so easily..... maybe they are from Polish ot Ukranian intelligence. Russia was accusing Polish/Ukrainian/British for the nortstream blasts, so maybe they have a point.
5DsOfDodgeball t1_j59h3pn wrote
Reply to comment by MadMunky5B5 in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
There a several major military bases in San Diego, CA that are not in rural areas. Nearly all of these are in the heart of the city.
Marine Corps Air Station Miramar.
Marine Corps Base Camp Pendleton.
Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego.
Naval Base Coronado.
Naval Base Point Loma.
Naval Base San Diego.
US Coast Guard Station San Diego.
SeriousMannequin t1_j59fwkt wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Is it called Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo?
bob0979 t1_j59vvpm wrote
Reply to comment by escape_of_da_keets in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Not only Truman showing them, but then telling them the Truman show is also the lowest rated show on TV and nobody cares. Damn that's fucked up.