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releasethedogs t1_j5ann72 wrote
Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
I didn’t. What a catch.
Jman50k t1_j5anmtr wrote
Reply to Diners caught off guard as a group aired footage relating to Breonna Taylor's death at a Kentucky restaurant by GlobalTravelR
My understanding is that the owners of the restaurant were gonna tell them not to come back for being hateful people, but decided to give them a whole ass lecture first and the haters clutched their pearls.
Good! These people should be Force to confront the violent reality that their blithe handwaving from positions of relative safety and privilege helps perpetuate. No more letting them just look away and say ”it didn’t happen, it wasn’t that bad, it was their own fault” kinda horseshit.
Force them to gaze directly at their own withered souls, says I. Don’t let them rationalize in comfort!
Unperfectblue t1_j5an7qy wrote
This the next Micheal Reeves video
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sexybimbogf t1_j5amr43 wrote
Reply to comment by Cringe_Meister_ in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
coincidentally, I had sex with yours.
meauho t1_j5amqym wrote
Reply to comment by Boondala in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
That would be good because
- I'm 20+ years younger than that
- I'm an Economist
- I'm a consultant
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[deleted] t1_j5am89r wrote
Reply to comment by SweRakii in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
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BirdsbirdsBURDS t1_j5alji3 wrote
Reply to Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
I mean. I’m former military. We generally train to not “put hands in pockets”, and I have generally rationalized it as being a safety thing in ships, because if a ship suddenly lurches some direction you can brace yourself.
But recently I’ve found that, if it’s not cold and you have your hands in your pockets, it’s weird.
Like, what are you doing? Playing with yourself? Playing with your keys? Now it does have some kind of feeling like, what’s in your pocket that you’d rather be messing with that than focusing on your surrounding?
I know some people will have differing opinion, but like, just keeping your hand in your pocket seems a weird thing to do since your pocket is like a portable liminal zone
*edit. Im getting downvoted, but at the same time it seems that some people feel that it is weird to just chill “hands in pockets style”. To clarify, I’ve never yelled at someone over this thing, but it’s always stuck with me that, if it’s not cold, it strange.
Not offended by downvotes, but if those people could chime in as to why it would be appropriate for professionals to hang around with hands in pockets, I’d be willing to read them at least.
Zuzublue t1_j5al7nu wrote
Reply to comment by LucyRiversinker in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
You can create your own worksheets from a template they provide.
[deleted] t1_j5akuur wrote
Reply to comment by SweRakii in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
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calartnick t1_j5akumv wrote
Reply to comment by Optimistic__Elephant in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Dude day before his team was like “we don’t have anything we promsied,” and he paused and said “what if we pulled it off anyway?” And they were like wooah, we’d be legends!
JuuzoLenz t1_j5akkcz wrote
Reply to comment by That_guy1425 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
🤣
guynamedjames t1_j5ak7at wrote
Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
Yes, but she's the VP of his company. I'd be curious if the relationship or title came first.
Boondala t1_j5ajvys wrote
Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
To be fair, I wouldn’t think of those things if I saw you.
ijustsailedaway t1_j5ajpmv wrote
Reply to comment by Scarborough_sg in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Kinda like crypto.
meauho t1_j5ajj4g wrote
The danger of stereotypes.
I'm sure that very few people look at her and think:
- 63 years old,
- PhD in Chemical Engineering, &
- Executive VP of a multi-million dollar company
scribblebear t1_j5ajgx7 wrote
Hopefully she has the right stuff.
Jman50k t1_j5aj3zs wrote
I was gonna be like “she can’t decide she’s 8!”
… But then I thought “what if they’d done the same to our fancy emerald lad?” And now I am 100% for it. Future Indian Twitter is safe!
Add1kt t1_j5aihye wrote
Reply to comment by ctrl_alt_excrete in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Its all the fun with none of the rape and murder! Well maybe the rape...it is a festival.
detatedcappa t1_j5ai0k6 wrote
Holy shit she’s 63?!?!?
that_girl62 t1_j5ah4vr wrote
same guy was suspended in 2018 for discrimination and being a shitty cop.
jamkoch t1_j5agjgc wrote
In 2005, Planned Parenthood was contracted to do approx 60% of the federally funded HIV counseling and testing in Texas, targeting gay men. The reason, the LGBTQ community in Texas trusts Planned Parenthood more than any state or local county government office. Now, these tests are being contracted elsewhere due to the ban on funding Planned Parenthood. The state doesn't understand why nobody wants to test at local health departments. This ban affects so much more than women's health, and that is one of the primary reasons it's being targeted.
PNWCoug42 t1_j5afytz wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Can't wait for the ensuing PYRT documentary.
Cringe_Meister_ t1_j5anp6x wrote
Reply to comment by sexybimbogf in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
Oh ur dat guy who promised to buy me milk.Where my paycheck at bruv???