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Revenge_of_the_User t1_j5b2ork wrote

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talon_fb t1_j5b275l wrote

Well according to this site

>rural areas consist of open countryside with population densities less than 500 people per square mile and places with fewer than 2,500 people

And according to World Population Review, Killeen has 2,945 people per squared mile, with a population of 150,000 (Wikipedia)

And it’s not even that far from Austin

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czguris t1_j5b06s4 wrote

"Not promise any results" does make it a bit more practical, though. You are buying non-refundable tickets to a concert featuring Blink182 on a gorgeous island once owned by Pablo Escobar, where models frolicked nearby (or something.. swimming pigs..) but there is no promise -implied or stated - that the concert will take place, or the Blink 182 will show, or that it's Escobar's island (or any island).

Really, Billy just needs orange tiles on twitter, a payment processor, a (foreign) bank account, and a website.

BOLD, #FyreV2IsHere

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