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AzLibDem t1_j5b5g08 wrote
Reply to comment by weirdgroovynerd in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
And once he's gone, we'll probably get Secrets of the Lunar Mansion
:/
hopskipjumprun t1_j5b5d38 wrote
Reply to comment by WebbityWebbs in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
Double your age and subtract 7 after 40?
Zenatun t1_j5b5cqy wrote
Reply to comment by frygdxhmnb688 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
The article did in fact answer the question. There are screenshots of the email showing the confirmation.
AzLibDem t1_j5b52c5 wrote
Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
Exactly!
jordantask t1_j5b51nq wrote
Reply to comment by LightBluePen in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
Eh I dunno. Whole thing seems a little fishy to me.
tauntingbob t1_j5b4ss7 wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
The failed actress who was paid to be a Rep shill, then they realised she could go on to bigger things, so coached/bankrolled her political career.
She's literally a fiction of the Rep party.
arcumnequi t1_j5b4pym wrote
Reply to comment by Jman50k in Indian diamond heiress, 8, enters monkhood and loses fortune by nimobo
who is emerald lad?
dvdmaven t1_j5b40ev wrote
Reply to Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
I wonder where, when and why this "no hands in your pockets" started. Is it because women's clothing often doesn't have pockets and moms are leveling the playing field?
Thoughtfulprof t1_j5b31gj wrote
Reply to Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
You're never too old to get scolded by your mother.
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Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
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Reply to comment by Pure_Candidate_3831 in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
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Revenge_of_the_User t1_j5b2ork wrote
Reply to comment by jup331 in An illegal betting duo was arrested for roaming Minnesota casinos and, for a fee, playing slots for gamblers who watch on a TikTok livestream in hopes of striking it rich. They would keep $25 for every $100 deposited for wagering, and charge a $5.99 subscription fee. They have 165,000 followers. by heaintheavy
This is what came to mind, and is also imo the real issue.
Charging people what theyll pay is good practice until youre dealing with enabling addicts.
MJLDat t1_j5b2lmz wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
I’ll supply the water!
talon_fb t1_j5b275l wrote
Reply to comment by MadMunky5B5 in Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Well according to this site
>rural areas consist of open countryside with population densities less than 500 people per square mile and places with fewer than 2,500 people
And according to World Population Review, Killeen has 2,945 people per squared mile, with a population of 150,000 (Wikipedia)
And it’s not even that far from Austin
RIPGeech t1_j5b1y1n wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
“Hello, is this Buzz Aldrin? Good. I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it’d be you…SHUT UP!”
czguris t1_j5b06s4 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
"Not promise any results" does make it a bit more practical, though. You are buying non-refundable tickets to a concert featuring Blink182 on a gorgeous island once owned by Pablo Escobar, where models frolicked nearby (or something.. swimming pigs..) but there is no promise -implied or stated - that the concert will take place, or the Blink 182 will show, or that it's Escobar's island (or any island).
Really, Billy just needs orange tiles on twitter, a payment processor, a (foreign) bank account, and a website.
BOLD, #FyreV2IsHere
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Reply to comment by WebbityWebbs in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
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Darkwater117 t1_j5azh99 wrote
Cute. Happy for them!
Forest_of_Cheem t1_j5az63p wrote
ThaxReston t1_j5ay72q wrote
cscf0360 t1_j5ay3pv wrote
Reply to comment by icky_boo in Indian diamond heiress, 8, enters monkhood and loses fortune by nimobo
Do you not see how ethically compromised the situation is? The family was motivated to get her into the monkhood so she wouldn't inherit the wealth. She's too young to know better and has had her life stolen from her. Children cannot make decisions like that.
HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j5ay1sm wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
Who hurt you?
sudoku7 t1_j5axnm3 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in An illegal betting duo was arrested for roaming Minnesota casinos and, for a fee, playing slots for gamblers who watch on a TikTok livestream in hopes of striking it rich. They would keep $25 for every $100 deposited for wagering, and charge a $5.99 subscription fee. They have 165,000 followers. by heaintheavy
I think they'd need federal law to change first because it sounds a lot like interstate gambling.
NaturalFaux t1_j5ax2jt wrote
Reply to comment by bf314159 in Idaho Republican Apologizes for Comparing Women to Farm Animals by wallstreetegg
They still have to wait for those accounts to be old enough, and most people aren't willing to do that. So yes, it's helping
Jman50k t1_j5b5lr7 wrote
Reply to comment by arcumnequi in Indian diamond heiress, 8, enters monkhood and loses fortune by nimobo
https://www.independent.co.uk/space/elon-musk-made-money-rich-b2212599.html?amp