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ShadowDragon8685 t1_j5bj5nb wrote
Reply to Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
I'm an American.
I forgive him, but, he might find it harder to secure his mother's forgiveness.
He looks cold.
things_inspire_me t1_j5bitpl wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
I agree
things_inspire_me t1_j5bifcu wrote
I didn't know fish could do this, is there anything else we don't know? 🤨😂
weirdgroovynerd t1_j5bgd0m wrote
Reply to comment by hopskipjumprun in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
(63 × 2) - 7= 119.
You're good to go Dr Faur.
kevinds t1_j5bfkif wrote
Reply to Federal judge finds poultry companies' chicken poop polluted Oklahoma's scenic rivers by kangarooturd
>While it doesn't bar the use of chicken poop as fertilizer, it does tell the defendants they shouldn't spread any more fertilizer than whatever crop is being grown actually can use.
No shit.. Otherwise you will poison your soil..
jp_rockhound t1_j5bek7v wrote
At those ages they are both fully formed adults and can do what they want. I don’t see an issue here, hope they are happy with the time they have.
Rhudzen58 t1_j5bejb9 wrote
I bet he put it in himself for 15 minutes....10 minutes...... 3 minutes of fame.
[deleted] t1_j5bej6h wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
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XavierfromHtown t1_j5becp6 wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
That’s the face of a man who fucks.
melindseyme t1_j5bdmqr wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
This doesn't belong in the sub.
ffdsfc t1_j5bd8jb wrote
Reply to comment by GreenKnightOfGilead in Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
It shall be allowed
KindredSpirit24 t1_j5bd0sj wrote
Reply to comment by escape_of_da_keets in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
This is a great movie concept
ProfessionalSilent80 t1_j5bcx7q wrote
Reply to Federal judge finds poultry companies' chicken poop polluted Oklahoma's scenic rivers by kangarooturd
The same thing happened with the company I worked for in Georgia.
techsconvict t1_j5bbdzn wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
"I'm an ideas man, I think I proved that with [bleep] Mountain."
[deleted] t1_j5bb6h9 wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
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[deleted] t1_j5bavu2 wrote
Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
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TastyBullfrog2755 t1_j5bait5 wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
There is a 'great leap for mankind-old man erection' joke in there somewhere.
SelectiveSanity OP t1_j5b9u72 wrote
Reply to comment by HoppityHooper in Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
And that she’d love coming back on re-entry.
TheOddEyes t1_j5b97q9 wrote
Reply to comment by Thomas_JCG in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
Well we’re only 20 years into the year but I agree
klasspirate t1_j5b966f wrote
We're going nowhere and you're invited
hiirnoivl t1_j5b82zg wrote
Reply to Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
Was it his mom? 😂
Edit: IT WAS 🤣
HoppityHooper t1_j5b6sre wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
And promised her a rocket ride for their honeymoon.
wildefire776 t1_j5b5xm6 wrote
Wow he really got him by the gills didn't he ?
ubapook2 t1_j5b5tmm wrote
Reply to comment by icky_boo in Indian diamond heiress, 8, enters monkhood and loses fortune by nimobo
“You people need to actually read and comprehend things better” is making a very bold claim that you are inarguably correct. A lot of assumptions being put forward as fact here
thinthehoople t1_j5bj6hl wrote
Reply to Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Of fucking course she does. Guarantee she’s had an abortion or two, to boot.
GQP - rules for thee, none for me.