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here4dambivalence OP t1_j5bq9dm wrote
Reply to comment by A54ad in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
Almost like a new Chainsaw Massacre franchise is writing itself in these kids nightmares each and every night. As someone who cleaned a supermarket butcher shop a few times in my teens, I can't imagine cleaning an actual abattoir... I wonder if they got to take home any souvenirs...
abstractraj t1_j5bq6x7 wrote
Reply to comment by meauho in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
That’s some good plastic surgery. I’m 51 with good genes and my face is not quite that smooth. The lady, not Buzz. Also, I only have a Computer Science degree. Im clearly jealous hah!
[deleted] t1_j5bq0zy wrote
Reply to comment by A54ad in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
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t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j5bpuxy wrote
"What do you mean? Does this does not count as agricultural work?"
MrKahnberg t1_j5bpmhl wrote
The woman wants to be in the news everyday. That's it.
A54ad t1_j5bpcmc wrote
Respect 💪Getting work experience. Most kids don't want to work, but not them 💪
shakycam3 OP t1_j5borvu wrote
Reply to comment by Grose040791 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
I think the Hulu one was better. They were both great though.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5bofh8 wrote
AA is legal discrimination don't think he can win this even if it is true.
shakycam3 OP t1_j5boalv wrote
Reply to comment by PNWCoug42 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Me too. I loved those Fyre ones. Both of them.
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5boaaf wrote
Reply to comment by WaterChi in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
So do we sweep them under the proverbial rug or into the "I Can't Believe it's not Grandma" meatloaf mix? (Dear grammar police, it is on purpose)
shakycam3 OP t1_j5bo5wn wrote
Reply to comment by UsernameTaken93456 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island. by shakycam3
Influencer training.
here4dambivalence OP t1_j5bnnf6 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
But how many to make a decent burger?
frygdxhmnb688 t1_j5bn5r9 wrote
Reply to comment by Zenatun in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
I didn’t see any of that written in the article. I did see it on the YouTube video attached.
LoMeinCain t1_j5bmxai wrote
Reply to comment by thinthehoople in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
I know our government doesn’t and you don’t know who I am and what I look like haha
WaterChi t1_j5bmwau wrote
This is just capitalism at work. Nothing to see here. Move along.
chasonreddit t1_j5bmujc wrote
Sorry I had to giggle. Do people want candles that DON'T combust? Sounds like a wax stick to me.
InternetPeon t1_j5blr4x wrote
You need at least 100 toddlers to keep a slaughterhouse running /s
Yeomanroach t1_j5blnmd wrote
Reply to Retired astronaut Buzz Aldrin marries ‘longtime love’ on his 93rd birthday by SelectiveSanity
Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof.
Oneflewoverthemoon t1_j5bl3av wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Federal judge finds poultry companies' chicken poop polluted Oklahoma's scenic rivers by kangarooturd
This case has been ongoing for almost 20 years. That seems wild to me.
Skyblacker t1_j5bk1rp wrote
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5bjwi6 wrote
Reply to Federal judge finds poultry companies' chicken poop polluted Oklahoma's scenic rivers by kangarooturd
better give the chickens diapers
VarkYuPayMe t1_j5bjix3 wrote
Reply to Japan gov't spokesman scolded by mom for having hands in pockets during PM presser by nehemiaadrian
It looks quite teenage with the jacket buttoned up. I don't blame the old lady
thinthehoople t1_j5bjg8k wrote
Reply to comment by LoMeinCain in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Guaranteed you don’t actually give a fuck about black folks.
Dismal_Argument_4281 t1_j5bjdc7 wrote
Lauren Boebert? As in the escort, Lauren Boebert, who married a sex offender?? Thought she'd want the free contraceptives, advice and counseling provided by planned parenthood.
callmehibi t1_j5bqw8h wrote
Reply to comment by kempff in Deputies don't know how rat poison got into customer's Taco Bell order by XXmynameisNeganXX
I'm not disagreeing with you but....as a Denver native...this story surprised none of us and if he did himself then in a few months a worker at a different location will donsomething to a customer that isnjust as crazy and stupid. Either way...this is the wild wild super fucking wild west.