Sorry this isn't oniony. These things are expected now.

this is kinda sweet.

So this is how they get people to work in slaughterhouses...they illegally force children to endure the horror... my god it's even worse than we thought.

Yeah its so stupid. If you cant handle alcohol, you mustnt be drinking at all.

So bars need cells now? Every one above 3 drinks has to stay in a cell until they are sober?

Not sure why but i read it all. "McFarland told NBC News that during his time in prison he served two separate turns in solitary confinement: a three-month stint for sneaking a USB drive in with him containing notes for a possible tell-all book, and later a seven-month stretch for calling into a podcast about Fyre via payphone. Prison officials declined to discuss McFarland’s time in solitary. "

I can't even imagine being a week locked alone. Not defending this scumbag but... man, isn't that too much?

Edit: I think your comment hits the nail: https://youtu.be/N234FJye320 (the man looks fried btw).

I like the way you put it.

“ya kno, mining and such”

Username checks out. 🤣

He is the Do kwan of festivals

I would have at least a tiny bit of sympathy. Tickets for a week’s all expenses paid vacation in the Bahamas for only $1200 (or less for certain specials). It was naive to think they would actually deliver that but if they had it would’ve been a hell of a deal.

/s ?

Seems like maybe a bad idea?

>Theres definitely a degree of responsibility

... in America.

Hey, fun thought. How about adults take responsibility for themselves? No one forced her into her car. Cabs are a thing.

I don't know if she has a license any longer, but I sure hope she retires before she gets it back.

Why is she not suing the car manufacturer as well for not selling cars with a breathalyzer for engine ignition requirement?

Four houses and contents in Ontario.

Maybe they can change the venue for the suit to be down in America. That kind of responsibility-ducking and carpet-suing is a little embarrassing for us.

I don’t get it. They’re adults and know their limits and not to drive drunk. The bar shouldn’t bare responsibility for that

“Really kind of getting back to tech, which I think is where my unique skillset lies,” said McFarland.

Deng, the former product designer, said the opposite.

“He was really good at pitching but had no technical skills,” she said"

He's the guy who still thinks he's been to the moon, right?

Lol, she's gonna lose.

Must've been a fucking nice house to do 15m damage

"post-prison project"

I'm dying.

He must have really enjoyed prison.

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Yep ... One beer basically kills your reaction speed.

We found that out when you kill count in UT dropped significantly after a single beer.

And we were very well 'trained' in those days

Fuck yes! I love that my man is back with some new fyre shit, PYRT, spelled out "pirate". I cant wait for the new video from internethistorian about this amazing new experience!