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Independent-Canary95 t1_j5es5yn wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
South Park did an episode about this. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Butters%27_Bottom_Bitch
deechbag t1_j5erwd3 wrote
Reply to comment by bigsoftee84 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
I did, and they still can be found liable, I don't know how Canadian alcohol laws. Where I live, a bar or anyone that supplied an visable intoxicated individial can be held responsible for an accident should that drunk person cause/be in one. I don't think it happens often tho.
ddt70 t1_j5er2ei wrote
Reply to comment by SB_90s in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
See also: Wall Street, where the fines bear almost zero correlation to the actual crimes…… thus being just simply part of the cost of doing business.
elementagas t1_j5eqs88 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Can't wait for the Internet Historian Fyre Festival Pt. 2 video tho...
GrantMK2 t1_j5eqfbe wrote
Reply to comment by papadragon42 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I wouldn't be surprised if, assuming anyone goes, that's the real reason for at least a third.
t4ct1c4l_j0k3r t1_j5eqard wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Why get stood up on your disaster vacation, just go to Haiti.
Horseman_ t1_j5epgqz wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
Farting in public in U.K requires license
Asatas t1_j5ep510 wrote
Reply to comment by waltsnider1 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
There, there. Their they're there was their they're and not your they're.
[deleted] t1_j5eouvk wrote
Reply to comment by kunbish in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
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Realshow t1_j5eoqn7 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
You know what they day, sequels always have to raise the stakes.
h4mx0r t1_j5eopjp wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
The Fyre Festival docs are some of my favorite things ever... so like if I end up getting another set of these later... well I've got the popcorn ready.
Say_no_to_doritos t1_j5eoljf wrote
Reply to comment by Polygrammar in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
But where is ja
happygobeepbeep t1_j5eoesw wrote
Reply to comment by Kaiju_Cat in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
You sound like someone who's never been in a bar before. What you're suggesting basically would require a polygraph of all customers without sober company after 2 beers, maybe even one. Some people take medications such that they get drunk off a single beer. Guess the bartender is supposed to know that through omniscience on your view?
Forget a bar, I dunno if youve been off reddit and in the real world ever.
tucci007 t1_j5eoc0i wrote
Reply to comment by UnavailableRedux in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
how did she not get roasted in the blast and fire?
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a_little_toaster t1_j5enlls wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
looking forward to the internet historian video
Kezzii96 t1_j5eni6g wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Hope they got the guy who was willing to suck dick for the evian water, might at least have a chance of getting something done!
Roastar t1_j5enfyu wrote
Reply to comment by BazilBroketail in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
They will absolutely go except this time he won’t be using celebrities because none of them will fall for this clown’s scam, he will 100% be using influencers on tik tok, instagram, etc
Raiden115X t1_j5enb9y wrote
Reply to comment by twoaspensimages in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
I mean I enjoyed working there for 4 years, but I'm a lazy stoner who likes mixing paint all day.
hartschale666 t1_j5enapz wrote
Reply to A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
She ordered the drinks. She turned the key. She has to face the consequences.
A waiter or a catering company aren't babysitters.
Weazerdogg t1_j5en1c7 wrote
Reply to Killeen [TX] teacher fired for assigning students worksheets filled with racial slurs by FenrirIII
Not only that, the teacher didnt make it up. Who the hell published such garbage???
Jester252 t1_j5en04k wrote
Reply to comment by CreamPuffDelight in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Can you even call it a scam?
The_mingthing t1_j5emwwr wrote
Reply to comment by everydayisstorytime in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
It is. Dont have to look into it, with this guy it is.
Jester252 t1_j5emw9e wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Is this the first time someone turned their scam into a hustle?
Oggel t1_j5es7m2 wrote
Reply to comment by Sure_Trash_ in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
You can disagree with the clinical studies done on the subject all you want, I'm sure your intuition is better than the scientific consensus.