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waltsnider1 t1_j5f7uiy wrote
Reply to comment by raichiha in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
I'm trying to teach you the correct spelling. I feel that that is meaningful. It's only going to help you grow in the future.
deechbag t1_j5f7tsq wrote
Reply to comment by bigsoftee84 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Doesn't matter if they stopped and kicked her out, if they served her while visable intoxicated they could be held responsible. Again that is in my state and Pennsylvania is kinda wacky when it comes to alcohol. If you wanna look it up it's PA's Dram Shop Law. Like I said in my last post, don't know the laws where this took place so this or something might not apply here.
JBeezMer t1_j5f5ivk wrote
Reply to comment by RIPGeech in Buzz Aldrin marries for the fourth time, aged 93 by redcccp
Hey, I mean, the man's looked the whole 🌎 world over at least once... You would figure he knew when he spotted a good one
PM_ME_WHT_PHOSPHORUS t1_j5f5efw wrote
Reply to comment by venReddit in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I can't wait to see who'd be willing to suck a Dick to make it happen. The Netflix documentary is gonna be LYT
orswich t1_j5f4wnk wrote
Reply to comment by cheezemeister_x in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Wish that was so..
Had a local restaurant cut a guy off before he got too drunk. Management made sure he didn't go to his suv and called him a cab.. he refused and walked off the property, only to return later, smoke a joint in his vehicle and then he crashed into a liquor store and died.
To me they tried reasonably to stop him. But the law saw it differently and fined server 10k and establishment around 30k.
It's entirely why even though I am smart serve certified, I won't tend a bar or serve drinks...fuuuuck that
Oggel t1_j5f4vwf wrote
Reply to comment by awesomesauce1030 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
I just googled "is it safe to drive after one beer", you can too!
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LoMeinCain t1_j5f41id wrote
Reply to comment by whatmeworkquestion in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Planned parenthood is healthy?
greatwhitenorth2022 t1_j5f3yq6 wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Maybe this is more widespread than we'd thought.
cheezemeister_x t1_j5f3uj1 wrote
Reply to comment by tucci007 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Duh. Got out of the car before the explosion? It would take a while for enough gas to build up to destroy 4 houses.
cheezemeister_x t1_j5f3n9e wrote
Reply to comment by orswich in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
This isn't really true. Establishments have to take all reasonable steps. They don't have total liability.
cheezemeister_x t1_j5f3dn7 wrote
Reply to comment by AUniquePerspective in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
It's called "store-brand London".
RPDRNick t1_j5f376r wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
ACAB - All Cops Are Banging
Reddittsucksballs t1_j5f2wt6 wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
maxuaboy t1_j5f2d00 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Ah yes, latest thing!
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Reply to comment by menlindorn in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
What are you doing step-cop?
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Reply to comment by DemandyMcDemanderson in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Fuck the police... literally.
awesomesauce1030 t1_j5f1ylp wrote
Reply to comment by Oggel in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Unfortunately a lot of places in the US aren't really walkable, especially drunk. You could sleep in your car but that can also lead to a DUI if a cop sees you.
Brewing_Tea t1_j5f1sit wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Genius! They can't charge him for the same crime a SECOND time... That's double-jeopardy!
menlindorn t1_j5f11xu wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
But you said we needed additional vespene gas...
menlindorn t1_j5f0ten wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
If you have a problem, and you call the cops - now you have two problems.
And also, evidently, an orgy.
raichiha t1_j5f0e58 wrote
Reply to comment by waltsnider1 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Thank you for that meaningful contribution to the conversation.
westdl t1_j5ezzgl wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Civilian: What ya doing there officers?
Officers: Just polishing the old pistol.
saintofhate t1_j5f7vgu wrote
Reply to comment by PhantomTroupe-2 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Seriously, he looks older than Alice Cooper.