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Flimsy-Cap2224 t1_j5ges3s wrote
Reply to comment by Oldnavylover in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Yes rule.
goblazers1991 t1_j5gdq8k wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
What's up with cops fucking on shift all the time now ???
trainbrain27 t1_j5gc9g6 wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
Maybe it was the smoking a joint while causing a car crash that got him in trouble and his attitude and actions didn't help.
SpackledOrifice t1_j5gc3yb wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
He was trying to poop a lurker out of his ass
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Reply to comment by menlindorn in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
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coolluck33 t1_j5gbwnv wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
The good news is that at least it was a girl & a guy, & hopefully consensual...
JustNotMe_ t1_j5gbhhm wrote
Reply to comment by bigsoftee84 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
I think I misplaced "have". But why the down votes? :/
Caledric t1_j5gb7hn wrote
Reply to comment by greatwhitenorth2022 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
As someone who was in Law enforcement for over 10 years... this is a very very very very common thing. You are less likely to find someone who hasn't cheated with another officer or inmate then you are to find one who has.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j5ga5y5 wrote
Reply to comment by SherifGames in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
And miss out on learning valuable on the job training!
bigbangbilly t1_j5g9sd7 wrote
Reply to comment by F4STW4LKER in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Since this is a Nautical theme, earth and air are the remaining elements.
waltsnider1 t1_j5g92mi wrote
Reply to comment by raichiha in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
*you're
And yes, I was trying. It's clear you prefer a life of ignorance.
CCHS_Band_Geek t1_j5g8d4d wrote
Reply to comment by corsicanguppy in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Contents inside: At least 7 injured people
olivegardengambler t1_j5g7smm wrote
Reply to A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
> "intended mode of transportation as she existed [sic] Budweiser Gardens when they knew or ought to have known that she was or appealed [sic] to be intoxicated and/or impaired."
Jfc they should fire the lawyer that submitted this, if they even have one.
CheekyLando88 t1_j5g7rm1 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
4 years is enough time for the kids who don't remember this fiasco to get older and make spending money. Given that he's promoting it on Tic-Tok, it's definitely going to get some people interested. Excited for the next documentary tho.
bookcreative t1_j5g7r8r wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
If this catches on then I’m in serious trouble.
brok3ntok3n82 t1_j5g7orn wrote
thatoneguy23000 t1_j5g7oon wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Quite certain I saw this same post a day or two ago
Express-Accountant75 t1_j5g74qi wrote
Reply to Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
So can we take the funds from defunding police to get these wackos a hotel or something? they clearly have nothing occupying themselves these days.
HouseOfSteak t1_j5g6h7p wrote
Reply to comment by afunyun in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Ideally, the venue should not allow you to become intoxicated at all and should - lightly and politely - cut you off or slow you down the moment they get an idea that you're starting to get tipsy.
The venue and server has already made a mistake if the customer is not sober, everything after that is effectively damage control via persuasion and a line with the police (remember, public intoxication is illegal) before they can do something stupid.
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It's a definitely a difficult situation to manage.
DickweedMcGee t1_j5g6a3m wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
So in the Coprophelia world, the perp is what you would call a Windy City Tradesman and the cop would have been a Chicago Breezeater. People pay good money to pull that arrangement together. Its beautiful, actually.
TheHighWarlord t1_j5g65kj wrote
Reply to comment by westborneastbred in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
>To say they could drink themselves into a stupor, destroy ppls home but then place the responsibility of this individuals action on the bar that is crazy.
Well, the law talks about partial responsibility, not complete liability. So she still gets held accountable for the criminal side of things and part of the civil side.
>So this woman gets no responsibility of hours prior knowing she was gonna to be drinking heavy?
No one is saying the woman gets away free. I'm only saying that some states in the U.S. would also hold the bar accountable for its role in the accidents and they should be. The same if a business sold products that poisoned its customers.
McMacAttack35 t1_j5g5tkt wrote
Reply to A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
No one wants to take responsibility for their actions anymore.
1800TurdFerguson t1_j5g5qjq wrote
Reply to comment by AUniquePerspective in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
The lead singer of Ontario-based band Single Mothers called London the armpit of the province.
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bigsoftee84 t1_j5gguz2 wrote
Reply to comment by JustNotMe_ in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Read it aloud. It doesn't make sense as written. It's also being downvoted because it's an unrelated issue. Most arguments for manufacturer responsibility that I've seen revolve around advertising and creating a certain image.