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n0tAgOat t1_j5gqwt1 wrote
Reply to comment by phatassgato in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
The irony of people that rely on unions voting for the party that's against unions!
DontMakeMeCount t1_j5gqnv1 wrote
Reply to comment by tardcore101 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Is it a subrogation thing by any chance? Insurers usually reserve a contractual right to sue in your name to recover payments they make on your policy. Often, when you see a story about someone suing a family member it’s the insurer filing the suit. Just wondering if there are insurance companies out there suing bartenders for their customers’ drunk driving.
andersjensen423 t1_j5gqkvm wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
🤓🤓 ummmm achsueally the us has more licenseshhh
x31b t1_j5gpyfd wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Last time he was crazy for the poor planning and business plan for a party on an island for Instagram influencers.
This time, anyone else is crazy for paying him for a ticket.
GetlostMaps t1_j5gpsh2 wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
Sounds like maybe it was a dud or only partially made-safe. Maybe just a primary charge.
paulmarchant t1_j5gpf3b wrote
Reply to comment by Acceptable_Wall4085 in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
The article is poorly and vaguely written, like so much of our newspaper output here.
It doesn't say that he got the 75 hours 'for' farting at a policeman - and I'd struggle to say what specific offense it would be, and - in order to be sentenced for the farting it would need to be an articulable, specific crime.
But he crashed a car - which isn't an offense in and of itself - and then blazed a joint in front of the police, which of course is.
If I were ascribing more intelligence to him than perhaps he deserves, I could contrive that he was driving stoned (which is considered a serious offense, particularly in light of the crash), and he concluded that by smoking in front of the police, he could claim that he was not stoned whilst driving, but that he became so afterwards. There's nothing to gain from the police doing a post-accident drug test under those circumstances as it won't fly in court for a drug-driving charge.
More likely though, he was just a belligerent bell-end and got what was coming.
ghengiscostanza t1_j5gp668 wrote
Reply to comment by afunyun in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
> she's not suing because they over-served her. She's suing because they STOPPED serving her
You’re kinda deliberately framing that wrong with this quoted part and I feel like you know that. Over-serving is central to it, they had already over-served her.
They invited a guest to drive to their venue and park in their parking, then sold her their alcohol until she was out of her mind, then when she was peak hammered they said ok get out of here right now!
People get mad about this because they think “it’s her fault what about personal responsibility” but think about it from society/the people in the damaged neighborhood’s point of view. Sure that individual idiot deserves blame and punishment and liability but what about this big corporate entity undeniably enabling and arguably encouraging idiots to do this, they surely should answer at least in part for bringing this shit to the neighborhood.
raichiha t1_j5gp4eq wrote
Reply to comment by waltsnider1 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Yup, and theres a difference between ignorance, which means not knowing, and simply not giving a shit. Life is much easier when you don’t care about small trivial things like punctuation on a reddit forum, of all things lol
frygdxhmnb688 t1_j5gogv8 wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
My old classmate wiped poop all over himself before a swat raid. It didn’t work, he still got arrested
GetlostMaps t1_j5go8it wrote
Rule #1
GetlostMaps t1_j5go6zu wrote
Reply to comment by stephanepare in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
You could have just opened the link. One glance at the heading and the first sentence would give you all you needed, even without the rest of the story.
westborneastbred t1_j5go1rx wrote
Reply to comment by TheHighWarlord in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
I’m sure the bar will get there’s. Cause bars have to follow laws and most countries and states and places are strict on alcohol related offenses. But this lady should not be able to shuck what she did to the bar. Not in this suit
abitrolly t1_j5gnzph wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
He just wants to party.
westborneastbred t1_j5gnuph wrote
Reply to comment by TheHighWarlord in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
I wasn’t stating you. I was speaking of many are focusing on the bars responsibility in this, which we can debate, the law will handle that. The debate for me is she is suing to shuck responsibility in her part and that’s my point. She is suing to give someone else the blame instead of her, which was the active participant. The law will take care of that bar. But her suing is her saying she think that she has no fault in this. And that is the absurd part for me. I’m not debating the law. I’m debating her audacity for a law suit to say that the bar is the reason she drove their and did this so they should pay. The bar may have the legal responsibility to stop serving her. But she was 100 percent at fault for the 12 million in damage she did
GetlostMaps t1_j5gn04v wrote
Reply to comment by DickweedMcGee in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
Please tell me these are real terms.
GetlostMaps t1_j5gmq1k wrote
Reply to comment by Horseman_ in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
The US requires hairdressers to be licenced. The UK says ... They just cut your hair - why the fuck they need a licence. The US actually has far more licence requirements than the UK.
nonsensepoem t1_j5gm66w wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Wrong subreddit.
Acceptable_Wall4085 t1_j5gle51 wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
Screw the community work. Make them give a jail sentence. Appeal it and drag it out. the publicity of it won’t go away. But with enough ridicule the charges will be rescinded.
stephanepare t1_j5gk9t7 wrote
I don't get it. What do pastries have to do with this? and what "Troubles" are they talking about? Some IRA stuff? Also, what;s "NI"?
inferiorcritic t1_j5gjrhq wrote
Reply to comment by Roastar in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Oh, I want the right-wing social media grifters there too.
Praxidik3 t1_j5gjecz wrote
Reply to comment by NoMidnight5366 in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
I'm going to have to get my wife to sign a liability waiver or else I might be in the slammer
Takemy_load t1_j5gifd4 wrote
Reply to comment by RooneyD in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I am afraid i will miss the ticket sales. I may have to take a boat and watch from afar
Dmackman1969 t1_j5ghi3c wrote
Reply to A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Bar owner, she will win that case, the establishment that over served her AND kicked her out of the establishment will lose this case, t liquor license and their business.
Laws are very clear if you over serve the business has a responsibility to ensure she does not drive. The bartender will also be liable as well.
Personal responsibility does not come into play with liquor laws.
F4STW4LKER t1_j5ghcn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Kezzii96 in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Roses are red
Clouds are grey
He sucked my dick
So I'm clearly not gay
mjtwelve t1_j5grsjj wrote
Reply to comment by HouseOfSteak in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Smart serve training and what a civil suit would actually find are not necessarily the same thing.