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MischievousDevil t1_j5h4qwa wrote
Get it, Buzz!
Khemul t1_j5h4f43 wrote
Reply to comment by RhinoG91 in Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
By astronomical scale, they're practically right next to each other.
liddys t1_j5h43im wrote
Reply to comment by KentuckyFriedEel in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Fyre Festival and the chamber of secrets
RhinoG91 t1_j5h2g7r wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
It happened in Zimbabwe
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j5h0syn wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
This is the most American thing I have ever read.
Mnemon-TORreport t1_j5h0fyc wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Sounds like one of those "he went to jail to get a master's degree in being a criminal" scenarios.
grandmawaffles t1_j5h0ct9 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
People would pay to go for a chance at having their cheese sandwich pics to go viral.
AssassiN_DUDE t1_j5gztdo wrote
Reply to comment by lawnerdcanada in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Really? I think that sounds kinda dumb. why would you punish someone for not driving while intoxicated? Here it only counts if the key is in the ignition.
forkandspoon2011 t1_j5gzrt7 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
When all you got is one dance move, it doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad.
baeb66 t1_j5gzrdn wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
On property owned by the city. Which would get you fired by any employer anywhere.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j5gzdin wrote
Reply to comment by goblazers1991 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
These officers were off duty and in their personal car
ShadowDragon8685 t1_j5gzamx wrote
Reply to comment by Express-Accountant75 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Oh, come off it. "Fucking in a car" is about as American as baseball and apple pie.
And unlike "home ownership" it's still a theoretically-attainable American Dream these days.
Mitthrawnuruo t1_j5gz5d3 wrote
Reply to comment by baeb66 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
They were off duty and in a privately owned car.
throwaway47138 t1_j5gz2i8 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Fool me once, shame in you. Fool me twice...
coolluck33 t1_j5gyagx wrote
Reply to comment by Iyakinthos in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
2 guys & everyone would freak out 2 girls & they'd want videos...
VeganFrogLegs t1_j5gxz68 wrote
Reply to comment by snowblower1 in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
Us vegans will get stuck harvesting quinoa and avocados /s
Iyakinthos t1_j5gxlov wrote
Reply to comment by coolluck33 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
If it was two guys or two girls that would be an issue?
IUpVoteIronically t1_j5gvzk2 wrote
Reply to comment by OH_FUDGICLES in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Member Chewbacca?
Cat_Crap t1_j5gvrkd wrote
Reply to comment by Shinard in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
You guys might be ruling out the concept that he wanted to be in solitary. For multiple reasons, but often safety. Protective Custody sometimes is more or less solitary in same facilities.
That's not to say Solitary as punishment isn't torture. It absolutely is torture and shouldn't be allowed.
mailboxfacehugs t1_j5gu3rn wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
Paywall, bro
HouseOfSteak t1_j5gsrvm wrote
Reply to comment by mjtwelve in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
For sure.
A lack of proper evidence can cause problems for civil suits, even if that's what actually happened.
Legal_Refuse t1_j5gsgh6 wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
We started a go-fund me to get him another grenade for his keys.
DeeplyTroubledSmurf t1_j5gs6t9 wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
Excuse me, you require more vespene gas. You must also construct additional pylons.
Breathe deep, it's just some food for thought. If there was one thing I learned during Operation cwal it was that you'll never get something for nothing.
Also, "show me the money" cause I couldn't work that one in to a sentence.
Astranoth t1_j5gs3v1 wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
You are aware that you are unable to read the article without a subscription, right?
adeadfreelancer t1_j5h544i wrote
Reply to A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Damn the one time Manson wasn't responsible for a crime involving an intoxicated woman