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sambull t1_j5he6sx wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
hate it when my key grenade prematurely detonates
trucorsair t1_j5hde4z wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
1.). Who in their right mind would hire him as a consultant? For what? How to be a fraud?
2.). What island/Country would want to be associated with him? Bahamas still views him as a fugitive and anyone foolish enough to put their influencer reputation in his hands, deserves what they get.
Banea-Vaedr t1_j5hd6zr wrote
My sister asked Santa for a signature to compare to friends and neighbors. She found a match and never believed after that.
kevinds t1_j5hczic wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
>virtual reality technology that the company says will allow users to participate and control what happens on the island in real time from home.
This is the part where I got confused..
kttuatw t1_j5hcgph wrote
This girl either has a bright future or early onset trust issues. Or both.
WaynePrndl t1_j5hc9vy wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
to be fair, the cops pulled his finger
xAUSxReap3r t1_j5hbn3z wrote
Reply to comment by Independent-Canary95 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Boots with the fur
The whole club was looking at her.
collimat t1_j5hbd8q wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Ooh, Battle Royale by Koushun Takami. I remember this book!
Sworn_to_Ganondorf t1_j5haxw8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Made me crack up when I saw drive through liquor stores in arkanasas when I passed through. Then learned same day that they have some of the highest drunk driving numbers.
What a shithole.
Ma1eficent t1_j5hapx4 wrote
Reply to comment by baeb66 in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Lol, office jobs are full of people fucking and getting caught and getting off with a written warning.
diablosinmusica t1_j5hap9u wrote
Reply to comment by DemandyMcDemanderson in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Fucking cops
diablosinmusica t1_j5hajax wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
They weren't in a cop car.
[deleted] t1_j5h9lwk wrote
Reply to comment by dwkeith in Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
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Killawife t1_j5h9hwj wrote
Reply to How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
This is what comes to mind for me when the term "Uk man" is mentioned in an article.
moonpumper t1_j5h9hg1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Looks like a breaking and entering in progress.
dwkeith t1_j5h91n8 wrote
Reply to Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
The original study is more nuanced (of course) https://www.tio2project.com/norwhite
ealing_ceiling t1_j5h8v27 wrote
Reply to comment by stephanepare in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
NI stands for northern Ireland. This says "balaclavas" (the hats that burglars wear) rather than "baclava" (the pastry)
migsmcgee2019 t1_j5h8n7j wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Anna sorrin the other swindling socialite and McFarland were roommates year back lol
BlindOptometrist369 t1_j5h79s2 wrote
Reply to comment by Oat329 in Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
I mean, it’s literally a Fox News article
Oat329 t1_j5h73wi wrote
Reply to Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
And shit like this is why conservatives have a field day picking on universities
serberusno1 t1_j5h6z6v wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
His dealings are so infamous now what else is he gonna do? Nobody would hire him, may as well try the same shit again
Musetrigger t1_j5h6z24 wrote
Reply to Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
It's just a color lads. Let's not ruin the color white just because there's a group of white fuckers that hate everyone that isn't white.
squidvalley t1_j5h5v09 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Oh yeah laws will stop them
coreyosb t1_j5h5jeq wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I heard the backup plan is Publix subs instead of cheese sandwiches this time, so there’s that
cbbuntz t1_j5hg06v wrote
Reply to comment by kttuatw in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
I feel like if you're smart enough to understand how DNA tests work, you probably shouldn't still believe in Santa