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ThoughtfulPoster t1_j5hpp4e wrote
Reply to comment by brownsfan760 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Overcome two big lies at once.
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Ma1eficent t1_j5hoocv wrote
Reply to comment by Furious--Max in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Had I known...
[deleted] t1_j5hoo65 wrote
Reply to comment by brownsfan760 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
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InGenAche t1_j5hodbp wrote
Reply to comment by aghilardi in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I know Piers is a POS, but he does good interviews of other POS.
Pessimist2020 OP t1_j5ho8cs wrote
Reply to Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by Pessimist2020
>The young girl asked the police to run a DNA test on a partially eaten cookie and carrot remains presumably consumed by Santa Claus and some of his nine reindeer on Christmas Eve. "This young lady obviously has a keen sense for truth and the investigative process and did a tremendous job packaging her evidence for submission," Cumberland's police chief, Matthew J. Benson, said in the release. The Cumberland Police Department responded to the young girl with "some already uncovered evidence in support of Santa Claus' presence in her neighborhood" on Christmas Eve, a photo of what appeared to be a deer with antlers.
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Reply to comment by Legal_Refuse in Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
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GetlostMaps t1_j5hnzsq wrote
Reply to comment by Astranoth in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
The heading and the first sentence is plenty.
GetlostMaps t1_j5hnyjs wrote
Reply to comment by mailboxfacehugs in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
Nah the heading and the first sentence is actually plenty.
GetlostMaps t1_j5hnvmi wrote
Reply to comment by Blood_Jesus in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
That was enough. The actual title helped too.
TinFoilBeanieTech t1_j5hm2lz wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I, for one, support him taking as many of the 1% as possible to his island party.
bdubdub t1_j5hl7zb wrote
Reply to comment by dwkeith in Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
And a Snopes fact check about the study.
>The project does not seek to find evidence that the present day use of white paint is racist, but to investigate the possibility that the invention and commercial success of titanium white paint contributed to socially toxic views around race. To that point, Halland describes archival research showing "advertising posters from the 20s that connect the color white to human purity, and thus also to skin colour."
Seems like a legitimate study that explores the intersection of racism, marketing, and art history. This is how academia works, folks: people explore ideas and write papers about them. It furthers our understanding of the world and how things are related.
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Reply to comment by snowblower1 in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
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Furious--Max t1_j5hj5p9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ma1eficent in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
I gotta plead ignorance on this whole thing here.
brez t1_j5hifdx wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
He should call it "ReFyre"
Llenette1 t1_j5hia1k wrote
Pretty sure if they helped with immigration they could find plenty of workers... but then the jobs Americans don't want would be stolen and we can't have that! /s
ButterscotchSure6589 t1_j5hi7q2 wrote
Reply to comment by WaynePrndl in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
I had just left this article but came back to give you an uptick
[deleted] t1_j5hhxlt wrote
Reply to Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
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CeeArthur t1_j5hhk71 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
I didn't realize until recently, but I was working in the area where the Fyre festival happened for about a month several years ago. Really hard to imagine anyone thought a festival that size would happen there, the whole area is pretty barren save for a few resorts and restaurants.
crispy1989 t1_j5hha81 wrote
Reply to comment by dwkeith in Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
Honestly, after reading that description of the study, it really doesn't seem much more nuanced to me. Maybe just a little. As much as I hate to say it, Fox's take seems mostly accurate. The study description at the link is highly repetitive and full of filler words, but here's essentially what I got out of it:
>The research project [...] studies [...] white pigment [...] in a historical, aesthetic, and critical lens — focusing on how the pigment transformed surfaces in art, architecture, and design
At this point, I wasn't really sure where it was going. White pigment transforms surfaces by making them white, right? Maybe some art history study kind of thing?
>The primary research question is: What are the cultural and aesthetic changes instigated by titanium white
Aesthetic changes? Again ... it's white paint, it makes things white. Cultural changes? Still not really sure where this is going.
>NorWhite connects challenging topics - whiteness, technological innovation, and mass-exploitation of natural resources - in a single case study
Definitely getting weird vibes at this point. The first claim seems to indicate that it's some kind of art history study. Then the second claim ties in some sort of nonspecific "cultural changes" with the aesthetics initially mentioned. And now, we've gone from "focusing on how the pigment transformed surfaces in art" to "whiteness, technological innovation, and mass-exploitation of natural resources". At this point, the term "whiteness" could potentially still be being used to refer to the pigment; but we've definitely taken a different direction.
>Whiteness is one of today’s key societal and political concerns [...] seek to cope with our racial past
Ah, they've clarified that they do indeed use "whiteness" specifically to refer to race.
>It was not until the Norwegian chemist Dr. Peder Farup (1875 – 1934) together with chemist and industrialist Dr. Gustav Jebsen (1861 – 1923) discovered an advanced chemical method [... full paragraph about the pigment chemistry]
Oh I see, there's a scientific aspect as well.
>By weaving together historical, critical, aesthetic, and artistic methods
Oh ... I guess not. That was just a description of the discovery; the actual study seems to exclude anything science-related.
Picking apart all the filler, the only things that it seems to clearly reference as aims of the study are a) some kind of nonspecific aesthetic study on the color white? and b) the impact of white paint on racism. So Fox's characterization of the study "finding out if white paint is racist" isn't precisely accurate, it's pretty clear that the study is focused on drawing connections between race and white paint.
I initially thought that this was funded through tax dollars, which I'd classify as a misuse of funds. But what I find odd is that it actually seems to be funded by companies that manufacture the pigment. From this perspective it makes sense for the study to be primarily motivated by marketing purposes, but I can't figure out why a paint company would want to tie their product to racism. My best guess is that the lack of cohesiveness in the study's aims arises from this; it's possible that the sponsoring companies wanted the study to be a PR piece focusing on the history and aesthetics of their product, but someone else involved (government perhaps? not sure) also wanted to tie "racial whiteness" into it.
Regardless, it looks to be a terribly non-cohesive study, seemingly without any defined objective or purpose. Just something about the aesthetics of white paint, and something about how white paint ties to race.
brownsfan760 t1_j5hgyf8 wrote
Oh man, how do you play that? You confirm Santa, she never trusts the police after the age of 8. Admit santa doesn't exist You ruin this person's childhood.
Blood_Jesus t1_j5hglgv wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
I clicked the link, fought off several pop ups and then I was only able to see the first sentence of the story.
I am an adult and I was unable to see.
Your snark game is fucking weeeeeak.
Bern_itdown t1_j5hgg32 wrote
Reply to The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
So.. he’s not still in jail? Unreal..
HarryHacker42 t1_j5hg2mh wrote
Reply to comment by squidvalley in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
They have in the past. But with the past, we had a Supreme Court that followed laws and didn't just make up garbage to justify the shameworthy positions they force upon us.
Ape_001 t1_j5hqg3a wrote
Reply to comment by Mitthrawnuruo in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
If that was the case for civilians they would be arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest without violence, and obstruction.
That's assuming that upon being discovered by police they complied with all directions. If they didn't immediately comply they would be met with potentially lethal violence.
The police will not care if you are off duty and in a privately owned car.