probably has a good case going for him if there's no name or address label on the magazine

TIHI

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To have them diagnosed, or to have them?

A few hams in your mailbox might change your attitude.

No one has set up a camera yet?

So a guild of assholes? No rogues or warriors or sorcerers? Just assholes.

The real crime is using ketchup, instead of mustard. Horrifying.

Nice.

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Santa isn't black.

It does if you hold the lever down

>you probably shouldn't still believe in Santa

Not exactly. There's plenty of brilliant people that believes in silly things or are just ignorant in another area

A very notable example would be those with Nobel Disease (basically Nobel Prize winners with strange or bad ideas later in life)

Could've been a flash bang. Those often explode multiple times (unlike what you'd think when you've seen them in video games or movies)

Edit: also worth pointing out is that he only lost four fingers which leads me to believe it certainly wasn't a fragmentation grenade

That's actually not true. Higher intelligence is correlated with anxiety, depression, and substance abuse. That doesn't mean it's always the case, but the more intelligent one is the more likely they are to have those mental health problems.

Of course it's going to be a bit traumatic, Santa is an incarnation of the perfect father who isn't around to make mistakes.

He's the closest thing most children have to worshipping an actual deity and not just paying lip service. Santa gives presents, not vague promises of salvation, and these presents actually show up!

‘It's tearing my friend group apart’. I guess you really learn who your true friends are in times like these.

The death tax.

The Mad Butcher - Sir Peter Leitch hasn't been targeted. But these knobs can't manage to figure this one out.

Pulling the pin strikes a fuse. Putting it back doesn’t help.

I wonder if he had a habit of repeatedly pulling the pin out and putting it back in. Knowing exactly fuckall about how grenades work, I'm wondering if maybe that might have done something over time.

Hope they started selling them to make some money off of that, but to be clear, that’s a dick move on your guilds behalf. There’s a line where such things go from being funny to being harassment.

Take that, Virginia! You just didn't have the tools.