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aCleverGroupofAnts t1_j5jw211 wrote
Reply to comment by brownsfan760 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Tell her that you need more than a little saliva to get a DNA sample. Also Santa's DNA would have to already be in the system. It was a good try, but it simply wouldn't work.
aCleverGroupofAnts t1_j5jvtea wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Basically "I was right about this one thing, so I must be right about everything!"
tyco_brahe t1_j5jvcwh wrote
Reply to comment by ThanksForTheRain in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
For my kids, the gifts that Santa brings are few, non-expensive, and unwrapped. Helps level the playing field.
Mom and Dad buy the other stuff, wrap it, and gift it.
Roughneck_Joe t1_j5jva1k wrote
Reply to comment by Caledric in Man Calls Police After Hearing A Woman Screaming In NYPD Precinct Parking Lot, Turns Out It Was Two Officers Having Sex by nimobo
Cheating with an inmate? Isn't that rape?
bilateralrope t1_j5juzya wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
It's already happening to multiple people. At least, all of this guys friends say it's happening to them.
FnkyTown t1_j5jul4f wrote
Reply to comment by IlluminatedPickle in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
>Guilds weren't that large.
We had 200+ members on day 1. We migrated from another platform.
>I highly doubt you had enough players who could afford to drop that sort of money to mail "hundreds of hams a day" to an individual.
Hams were like 10 cents. I don't think there was a cheaper item we could send.
HugeBrainsOnly t1_j5jts9i wrote
Reply to comment by IlluminatedPickle in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Dude probably got mailed like 7 hams in one week and the story has been spinning ever since.
JapanKaren t1_j5jtag4 wrote
Mother nature burns off dead forest in the dry season. Sounds to me like someone is politicizing a logging campaign for their cousin's logging company.
GiveMeTheFloorModel t1_j5jsu6s wrote
Reply to comment by jrhoffa in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
I can tell you're not a pirate. No Arrr's in that sentence.
dgtlfnk t1_j5jstll wrote
Reply to comment by smackthenun in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
That’s my ska band name!
Ymirsson t1_j5jsldm wrote
Reply to comment by Thalaas in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by Pessimist2020
He's so dangerous, he gave Lobo a hard fight.
IlluminatedPickle t1_j5jsiqm wrote
Reply to comment by MonkeyTacoBreath in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Seppo detected.
IlluminatedPickle t1_j5jscsd wrote
Reply to comment by FnkyTown in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
doubt
Guilds weren't that large. I highly doubt you had enough players who could afford to drop that sort of money to mail "hundreds of hams a day" to an individual.
DickweedMcGee t1_j5jrzox wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
Its real if you believe they are. Thats all it takes.....-
falcontruth1 t1_j5jrtau wrote
Reply to comment by Potatoswatter in Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
Pulling the pin doesn't strike the fuse. The pin is the final safety locking a lever called the spoon down. As long as that lever is held down, the pin can be reinserted. The lever is under spring tension, and when it flies up, it strikes a primer that ignites the fuse.
Potatoswatter t1_j5jrnqo wrote
Rainwater is Kryptonite to British made vehicles. This problem isn’t new with battery power.
Jampine t1_j5jrm2g wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
It reminds me of the Australian guy who threatened to keep taping a dead fish to the bank's ATM machines until they where fixed, must be the opposite end of the spectrum.
The parting line is the best part:"I have more fish and willpower than you'll ever have.".
Barjuden t1_j5jqykc wrote
Reply to comment by RoboChrist in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
Probably both. That being said, life circumstances as a child still have way more to do with it than intelligence. There are a lot of relevant factors, and they all affect each other, so it's really better to assess cases individually.
Brewing_Tea t1_j5jqxd5 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Eat more fiber?
Duke-Guinea-Pig t1_j5jqpmh wrote
Reply to comment by fatmand00 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
well, I doubt this is a proper DNA sample, but bad sample could give the sex of the DNA. A good one could give some of the heritage.
She also collected DNA from a carrot. I doubt the police could identify the DNA as belonging to a reindeer, but someone else could.
135redtoblue t1_j5jqhna wrote
Reply to comment by FnkyTown in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Sounds more like a congealed opinion
jrhoffa t1_j5jqgot wrote
Reply to comment by Quirky-Ad5417 in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Was it hadcoe pono?
bunks_things t1_j5jqgkx wrote
Reply to comment by kttuatw in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
If she was my daughter I’d be proud either way
knutnaerum t1_j5jqb78 wrote
Reply to comment by bdubdub in Norwegian government funds research to find out if white paint is racist by EntertainmentNo2044
Thanks for explaining it well, the fox news article is Just misrepresented angerbait. This has been discredited on all the norwegian subreddits. Also, fox news is a less reliable source than my ass.
fire_crotch_mafia t1_j5jwhq8 wrote
Reply to Rain stopped York council's £500k electric bin lorries working by losimagic
Lol now the garbage truck itself is trash. Who picks that up?