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The one day it rains in York they decide to collect the bins.

Someone really likes the vendor, but doesn't like the food..

While building rapport and working up the courage to ask them out, they keep buying..

Then they have to do something with the food...

lol First thing I thought of.

They're using the "maaaaaaaaaaybe...stay tuned!" tactic

>The Cumberland Police Department responded to the young girl with "some already uncovered evidence in support of Santa Claus' presence in her neighborhood" on Christmas Eve, a photo of what appeared to be a deer with antlers. The Cumberland Police Department said it is awaiting test results, and asked residents to stay tuned for more information.

Wrong. The pin holds the lever in place, as a safety. You pull the pin, and then when you let go of it, the lever itself has a mechanism that scrapes the fuse. Other designs have different mechanisms to time them, but not that one.

It was a copy of Boyz.

>Back when WoW came out my rather large guild would all mail hams to the same person. Hundreds of hams a day for months that they'd have to clear out to get their real mail.

extreme doubt

As for if it actually happened, I suppose if it was wintertime, they might actually keep.. I wouldn't complain, being sent good food..

I know what you are saying, you don't need to keep asking me

Police should be in the same union as other city employees. Waste management is actually more dangerous than police work, there is no reason for cops to have a separate union that is allowed to bully the mayor

My partner is really intense about "keeping the magic alive" with Santa and the Tooth Faery and such. I get putting the suggestion out there, but I feel like it should always have a hint of "maybe it's not really real". But, I grew up never really having a serious belief in any of it. I actually appreciated that the gifts came from my parents, as it represented my parents putting a distinct effort for me and my siblings.

Fuck yeah! War on trees!

I’m coming for you Spruce Willis!!

I don't mind fucking cops, I just wish they didn't do it on company time

In my experience, Young Republicans like to drink and fuck. Not as much weed as most college groups, but the tobacco smoking and drinking and sucking and fucking is all there

> is where my unique skillset lies

They got this thing all screwed up. It's supposed to be "my unique skillset: Lies"

If only they made small, Wi-Fi cameras which could film in low lite.

I still pretend when asked, just in case

I’m 29

My brother did this but because he thought he wouldn’t get gifts if he said he knew lol

It tastes way different from when my dad and uncles circle jerk on cookies

I don’t think she’s gonna think about it so deep to not trust the police

Regardless, 8 is as good a time as any to start teach kids that you shouldn’t trust authority figures 100% of the time

My kid stooped believeing in Santa but never really announced it. I asked her about it and she said believing in Santa is more fun so thats what she goes with.

Im not entirely sure where she is with the tooth fairy.

Looks fake. The writing pattern shows repeated instances of cursive that come out with muscle memory and are then intentionally suppressed.

What I want to know is if it's attention seeking parents or just lame cops with nothing of legitimate interest to share on social media.

It’s probably just some drunk guy who always forgets he doesn’t like sausages.

Hmm.. usually people don't mind if I stick my sausages repeatedly in their mailbox

Innocence is still a thing

Plenty of kids are incredibly smart, but still innocent kids

Lucky it doesn't rain much in England.