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GoatsesWeddingRing OP t1_j5k94oo wrote
Found this on r/aquariums. Article is actually neat.
Microdck t1_j5k6vzu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in At least 50 children found cleaning Midwest slaughterhouses by here4dambivalence
As severely opposed to maga as I am I have no idea what you’re taking about. Did you read somewhere that maga is pushing for child labor?
Are children cleaning drag queens in secret top office maga meetings?
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_j5k6uhk wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
This is why any competent storefront limits the display to last 4 digits.
Well, perhaps not this specifically…
Gibscreen t1_j5k6th3 wrote
Instead they showed up at her house, arrested her for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and then shot her dog.
Racially-Ambiguous t1_j5k6k14 wrote
Reply to comment by FnkyTown in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Wait are you saying you sent them virtual hams?
paxrom2 t1_j5k69ee wrote
Does santa have a DNA sample on file?
randomFrenchDeadbeat t1_j5k598y wrote
For once the title is rather tame... since it did not just happen only one time:
>Rain caused the wagons to be taken off the city's roads for up to 26 days a month several times last year.
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>The [2] vehicles stopped working for a combined total of 481 days between January 2021 and November 2022.
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>Data from a freedom of information (FOI) request showed there was just one month - November 2021 - when both vehicles were on the road every day.
Solidsnakeerection t1_j5k5544 wrote
Reply to Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Dont forget August 8 is National Sneak Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day
Solidsnakeerection t1_j5k4t2b wrote
Reply to comment by FnkyTown in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Oh man. Your sent him a bunch of free food and it only cost you hundreds of dollars. You guys arent super lame.
Luder09 t1_j5k4pl9 wrote
Reply to Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks by do_not_remind_me2
awww poor little guy
Solidsnakeerection t1_j5k4h0x wrote
Reply to comment by Quirky-Ad5417 in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Pono pono little fishy in the sea. She's the little fishy with the big belly
Solidsnakeerection t1_j5k49po wrote
Reply to comment by bilateralrope in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
But who wants to confront somebody called The Mad Butcher
OfLittleToNoValue t1_j5k45ty wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
The fish was "trying" to beat a game? 🤨
SlightlyScruffy t1_j5k3sdf wrote
r/brandnewsentence
Right-Fisherman-1234 t1_j5k3e7v wrote
Reply to comment by fire_crotch_mafia in Expert says ‘Trees are the enemy’ when it comes to water production by alxzsites
Spruce willow.
ClassicBasket3869 t1_j5k3awz wrote
I can finally scream my racial slurs
Microdck t1_j5k34rx wrote
Reply to comment by manticor225 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Clap…..clap……clap…clap..CHEERING !
Malumeze86 t1_j5k2u0b wrote
Reply to comment by SkollFenrirson in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
The Santa my mom was kissing definitely was.
merkinmavin t1_j5k2l3y wrote
Reply to comment by smackthenun in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
These subscription services are getting out of hand
bigbangbilly t1_j5k2jpd wrote
Reply to comment by MrArgento in Expert says ‘Trees are the enemy’ when it comes to water production by alxzsites
Eventually we'll hit oil
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FnkyTown t1_j5k1s9v wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Food didn't spoil. Maybe that's changed since launch.
manticor225 t1_j5k15qq wrote
Now let's see if it can pull a phishing scam.
Pixeljammed t1_j5k15my wrote
The story is better than it sounds as well lmao
Fish was hooked up to a tank that could input his movements into a nintendo switch, that was also livestreamed unsupervised
The fish was trying to beat the new pokemon game but it crashed, he then happened to go onto the EShop and add about 4 dollars worth of yen (500) to his owner's account, BUT in the process he exposed the credit card details to ALL of the livestream viewers
What a lad.
Pixeljammed t1_j5k9xgw wrote
Reply to comment by OfLittleToNoValue in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Yeah it's not uncommon now, people hook their fish tanks up to image recognition software and depending on the area it will translate that into nintendo switch inputs
check this out