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Matthew_C1314 t1_j5km3xf wrote
Now how is that different than any other Joe’s Crab Shack?
dirk_on_reddit t1_j5km20a wrote
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
EricP51 t1_j5klubp wrote
Reply to comment by liddys in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
Fyre festival 2, Electric Boogaloo
sternlip t1_j5klj42 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Is this....a Diablo 1 reference?
trifelin t1_j5kl6kx wrote
Reply to comment by five707 in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
It must be a really really poor place if this has been going on for a year and nobody has caught it on video yet.
818Dude t1_j5kl4ai wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloJayhawk in Man breaks into Joe's Crab Shack in Fort Myers, defecates on the floor by JAlbert653
What a load of crap
teplightyear t1_j5kknco wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
'free hotdog in his mailbox' sounds like some kind of euphemism, so I'm hoping these are meant to be really awkward love letters.
teplightyear t1_j5kkfts wrote
Reply to comment by Qwopie in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Once none of the piglets have any tails, is he even a problem anymore?
Grievuuz t1_j5kj4d1 wrote
Reply to Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
That content is not available in my region (Scandinavia)
GetlostMaps t1_j5kixjr wrote
indervinder t1_j5kicup wrote
The only way to play this is for the police department to say they don’t have DNA samples of Santa Claus so they can’t do a match.
This is the only sensible reply. Why would anyone have DNA samples of Santa Claus unless he was convicted of a crime?
Oski96 t1_j5khsbc wrote
It was probably put on the Specials Menu the next day.
chooseausernamenerd t1_j5khk6u wrote
Fishing Scam
BuffaloJayhawk t1_j5kh4jy wrote
that's a shitty thing for him to do.
theflamingheads t1_j5kh3vt wrote
Reply to comment by manticor225 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
To keep it simple you'd want to scale it down.
cristarain t1_j5kgwde wrote
He made his own Krabby Patty
RSwordsman t1_j5kgbtj wrote
Good ol' Florida Man never fails.
FnkyTown t1_j5kdcdy wrote
Reply to comment by Racially-Ambiguous in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Yes. Ham is a food item in World of Warcraft. It costs virtually nothing and since it's not real and WoW doesn't have spoilage, they are eternal.
smurfsundermybed t1_j5kd54s wrote
The fish's favorite movie is Johnny Mnemonic.
FoofieLeGoogoo t1_j5kd1bq wrote
Reply to Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks by do_not_remind_me2
"After inspecting the clumps of fur left stuck to the rail, Neil summed it up by saying: “Operation well-performed.”
WTF?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j5kcxo3 wrote
Reply to Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks by do_not_remind_me2
I mean, what was he doing sitting on a frozen rail for a sufficiently long time to get frozen to it?
Pixeljammed t1_j5kbg7q wrote
Reply to comment by OfLittleToNoValue in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Yeah it's pretty much random chance but still fucking hilarious
[deleted] t1_j5ka6k7 wrote
Reply to comment by Solidsnakeerection in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
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OfLittleToNoValue t1_j5ka6f5 wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Trying ascribes intent and that the fish understands the link between swimming into things and the changes in game state.
This seems more like the room full of monkeys in typewriters.
smurfsundermybed t1_j5km8g6 wrote
Reply to Man breaks into Joe's Crab Shack in Fort Myers, defecates on the floor by JAlbert653
They have a return policy?