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[deleted] t1_j5kubbb wrote
Reply to comment by falcontruth1 in Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
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Arcades_Samnoth t1_j5ksp8z wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
And I thought I was hard core having a swiss army knife on my keys...
thatweirdguyted t1_j5ksdqb wrote
Reply to comment by Ginggingdingding in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
A business has a responsibility to the public. If your factory has a chemical leak and destroys the houses around it, it has to pay to rebuild them.
If your business has the capacity to produce drunk drivers who can mow down houses, you have a responsibility to take reasonable steps to prevent it. If a person doesn't seem like they can hack another drink, you aren't supposed to give them one. Full stop.
That said, a person does have personal responsibility as well. If they choose to get drunk, and choose to drink until they can't have good judgement, they're still choosing to put themselves in that spot.
lathem23 t1_j5ksagz wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Sounds like dinner....
[deleted] t1_j5ks7ha wrote
Reply to comment by sittinginaboat in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
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RPDRNick t1_j5ks1sp wrote
The crab shack / is a little old place where / we can shit on the floor / crab shack, baby
ip_address_freely t1_j5kruew wrote
Reply to comment by CannedApples13 in A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
Don’t give her any ideas
thatweirdguyted t1_j5krod9 wrote
Reply to A woman who got wasted at a Marilyn Manson concert blew up $15 million worth of property. She's suing the company that served her. by end_of_rainbow
This happened just down the road from me. The fire was visible from a looooong way off. She drove the wrong way on a one way street for several blocks, blew through lights, and then ultimately plowed into a house at full speed. Everyone has to evacuate their pets and kids and so on, the house exploded, the neighbouring properties had to be demolished.
While the venue is responsible for kicking her out when she was too inebriated to be at the concert, they're gonna have to prove they called her a cab or the cops or something. Just booting her to the street and washing their hands of it will leave them very liable here.
Mesapholis t1_j5krno6 wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
>like we can't have people over, we can't have a barbeque," Ahlsten said.
Girl, I even have a recipe for you BBQ
24-Hour-Hate t1_j5kri84 wrote
Reply to comment by ThanksForTheRain in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
I thought similarly. I thought that the gifts from Santa were extra and I'd get less if I admitted it. Of course, it didn't work this way, there was a budget, but I didn't know that.
sittinginaboat t1_j5kqow6 wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
They aren't a protected species. There is a solution.
24-Hour-Hate t1_j5kqm05 wrote
Reply to comment by brownsfan760 in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
I think that if a child is having significant doubts, then you tell them the truth. Otherwise, you risk them not trusting you. I don't think that it will ruin their childhood and if they're already doubting, that magical time of just believing in santa is already gone.
Grinagh t1_j5kqcco wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Rep. Lauren Boebert Introduces the Defund Planned Parenthood Act by everlovingkindness
Whatever you say Boss Hogg
BooPointsIPunch t1_j5kq8en wrote
Reply to comment by Avethle in Girl asks police to run DNA test on Christmas cookie for evidence of Santa Claus by koavf
We told our child Santa is make believe right away. He doesn’t seem to be complaining.
LarryBinSJC t1_j5kq1qv wrote
[deleted] t1_j5kpshg wrote
Reply to comment by sternlip in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
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Blibber3 t1_j5kpjsa wrote
Reply to comment by theflamingheads in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
You still want to make sure you can fin-ish it.
moonbase_alfalfa t1_j5kp1bm wrote
Reply to comment by Grievuuz in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Same here. Finally, an article that's relevant to my interests and BAM! sausage censorship.
oopsie-mybad t1_j5kogyv wrote
That's shitty service
NightDrive17 t1_j5ko79l wrote
Reply to comment by smurfsundermybed in Man breaks into Joe's Crab Shack in Fort Myers, defecates on the floor by JAlbert653
return poolicy
bubba7557 t1_j5knsa1 wrote
I mean that's how I kinda feel about that food too so...
JejuneEsculenta t1_j5knl9x wrote
Reply to comment by cristarain in Man breaks into Joe's Crab Shack in Fort Myers, defecates on the floor by JAlbert653
So, you are suggesting that this was an act of vengeance... an angry poop as retaliation....
TheAnt317 t1_j5kmdyv wrote
Florida Man strikes again.
wisezombiekiller t1_j5kmbxs wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
if another poster is correct (forgot their name), the food vendor is in fact legally liable for the damages under ontario law
NoMidnight5366 t1_j5kulqu wrote
Reply to comment by sittinginaboat in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Such an easy solution too. Get a turkey call and they come running just popping their heads up giving you such a perfect shot.