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wwishie t1_j5l6w06 wrote
But you can't play tennis without LOVE!
DrakeDrizzy408 t1_j5l5he8 wrote
Reply to comment by OfLittleToNoValue in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Anything for content
Angdrambor t1_j5l5cj6 wrote
Reply to comment by shhh_its_me in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Evidence the game wants you to win lmao
Angdrambor t1_j5l57nb wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
>competent storefront
OneSidedDice t1_j5l4pgj wrote
Reply to Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks by do_not_remind_me2
"They triple dog dared me..."
Cobra-Serpentress t1_j5l4doc wrote
Good call.
MillennialsAre40 t1_j5l3roj wrote
Reply to Gardener loses four fingers after the grenade he used as the key holder explodes by rocketboy44
What the fuck? Oh, co.zw yeah that tracks
dash47 t1_j5l3mu5 wrote
COACHES CALL FOR Pam Shriver to be banned from tennis
Friendofthegarden t1_j5l38jd wrote
Reply to comment by LarryBinSJC in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Lmao, I thought the same thing.
Manimal31 t1_j5l2pwq wrote
Reply to comment by sittinginaboat in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
For real it's like 75 cent solution too.
johnsnowforpresident t1_j5l205z wrote
Reply to comment by paulmarchant in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
It just says he was ordered by the cop, not a judge. Not sure that has any actual teeth but I don't know UK law.
Insufferablelol t1_j5l1cvv wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Yeah Nintendo still doesn't understand online stuff.
SallyJane5555 t1_j5l17dk wrote
Did anyone notice?
Zealousideal-Data921 t1_j5l0z7s wrote
Reply to comment by smackthenun in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Mystery Meat Mailbox-is that a new shoegaze band?
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Reply to comment by teplightyear in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
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texastoasty t1_j5l0q2u wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Railroad Worker Rescues Raccoon After the Hair on its Butt Got Frozen to the Tracks by do_not_remind_me2
If the quantity of water is small it doesn't take too long for it to cool down and freeze, only takes a few seconds to freeze your tongue to a pole.
shhh_its_me t1_j5kzqw9 wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
The fish did beat one of the Pokemon games already took 3500 hours ish. Which is hilarious.
crokinoleworld t1_j5ky0rg wrote
The only correct answer is that there is a little bit of Santa Claus in all of us.
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Swedenesebishhh69 t1_j5kwi0q wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
I live in South St Paul, Minnesota, and we have a group of turkeys, I believe, 15 the last time I counted. Luckily, they mind their own business. I hope they stay cool and we can all be good neighbors.
fuzzyedges1974 t1_j5kvqxb wrote
As a Fort Myers resident, this is not surprising at all
StyreneAddict1965 t1_j5kvmu1 wrote
Reply to comment by Solidsnakeerection in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
r/unexpectedghibli
jimijimijames t1_j5kvchd wrote
Reply to "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Thanksgiving
mypantsareonmyhead t1_j5l7kx3 wrote
Reply to comment by Potatoswatter in Rain stopped York council's £500k electric bin lorries working by losimagic
These electric trucks also drip oil into their parking garage floors.