Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
ShutterBun t1_j5lhfbq wrote
This was bound to happen.
Confident-Medicine75 t1_j5lf7x0 wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Yeah. That’s not uncommon at all. At all…
WickedSlice_ t1_j5lf31f wrote
Reply to Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
See this is the biggest problem here. This sub claiming that it is r/NotTheOnion but there really needs to be onion on a sausage sanga.
SUBLIMEskillz t1_j5lepfc wrote
Reply to comment by adamhanson in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Good thing it’s not a someone then
DrTonyTiger t1_j5lehq5 wrote
The coalition is composed of people who want to zip around Lake Powell (a reservoir) in their boats, and the snow is not melting down there fast enough for them.
l4derman t1_j5lef8g wrote
Reply to comment by Insufferablelol in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
tfw you realize Nintendo is just as bad as every mom who refers to most, if not all, electronics as a "nintendo".
Swedenesebishhh69 t1_j5le3y6 wrote
Reply to comment by beardsie in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
its crazy how much wildlife is just hanging out. Its very obvious us humans stole their habitat. Deer, raccoons, turkeys, those things that look like rats with weird long nose and tail ( forgot proper name) and probably a lot more.
scuac t1_j5ldvtf wrote
Reply to comment by tang0008 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
But did you spend 3500 hrs on it?
andyring OP t1_j5ldkng wrote
Reply to comment by Jazzlike-Werewolf554 in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
This is true…
adamhanson t1_j5ldffl wrote
Sounds like breach of TOS giving someone else access to your accounts and private information.
Delanorix t1_j5lcejt wrote
Reply to comment by dash47 in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
Why? Not up to date on my tennis news.
Unless you are just being funny
brownsfan760 t1_j5lce46 wrote
Reply to comment by Right_Wright_Writes in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
Well, we will just see you in COURT!!!
beardsie t1_j5lc7u2 wrote
Reply to comment by Swedenesebishhh69 in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
No shit. I live in SSP as well. Turkeys everywhere around here.
chrisfyb t1_j5lbm4d wrote
In Florida?! Get. Out.
brademerika t1_j5lbhi3 wrote
Wha... What?
cdbutts t1_j5lb6qv wrote
I’ll take West Coast Florida behavior for $500 please.
Right_Wright_Writes t1_j5la6zv wrote
Reply to comment by wwishie in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
If you got banned it would SERVE you right.
paulmarchant t1_j5la5jj wrote
Reply to comment by johnsnowforpresident in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
'Sheriff', in this particular context would be functionally the same as 'judge'. It's a bit strange how words here sometimes work when involving the legal system.
[deleted] t1_j5l9w15 wrote
Reply to comment by johnsnowforpresident in How do you like that? Man farts during police strip search, given 75 hours unpaid work by zfreakazoidz
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Caledric t1_j5l9idx wrote
tang0008 t1_j5l92o4 wrote
Reply to comment by shhh_its_me in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
God i still haven't beaten the first pokemon game and now this fish has
Bricklayer2021 t1_j5l84rt wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
I remember watching a video of a fish in a fishtank creating a stock portfolio and it out performed wallstreetbet's meme portfolio.
Jazzlike-Werewolf554 t1_j5l7xjc wrote
Tennis starts with Love all...
Imaneight t1_j5l7ljk wrote
Reply to comment by GiveMeTheFloorModel in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Maybe they're from Boston?
Pixeljammed t1_j5lhr8d wrote
Reply to comment by Confident-Medicine75 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
In a world of 8 billions people someone had to do it lol