I think that’s why everyone is in disbelief, they think you meant real hams.

"All four suspects were taken into custody on allegations of physical harassment."

Far from being a powerful enough charge. That is a summary infraction. For vandalism and throwing animal urine on a person, they will each receive fines of $300. Littering carries a heavier fine.

Good thing it can't. I'd hate to see what this fish could do with opposable thumbs.

I'm sure the gag is to attract amorous Bucks to pursue the ladies when they venture out of the store. It's all fun and games until the paternity test.

Man, I bet she was pissed!

All that they care about is that you buy multiple versions of the same damn game, in every color, gemstone, precious metal, or whatever. Soon, they'll be down to releasing Pokémon Onion/Shallot.

Ben Franklin knew something when he suggested it as the national bird.

That shit drove me crazy when I was a kid.

He was probably peeing for 10 seconds and voila

I didn't know that Klaus was into Pokémon. Man, Stan's gonna be pissed!

That’s just Hunter flirting

The first rule of fight club...

Probably applying for American citizenship soon and wants to spruce up the application

Not for this racket

/r/woosh was being funny.

Pretty sure I have that line of audio burned into my brain forever.

Probably not as onion-y if you’re rural. Walmart sells it, so I imagine they just thought it was funny to “prank” poor folks in the parking lot. Glad their dumbasses were caught.

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What? Chi-Yu is evolving!

Well, the clearly heard “its important to be there for your kids” but ended up in exactly the wrong place….

No wonder chi-yu got banished to uber

Michael Reeves, masterpiece of a video.

But I'll have the advantage

Are we talking, like, pigtails and tartan miniskirt, that sort of thing?

Better than the shit that comes out of the kitchen.