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Sad-Milk3361 t1_j5m2i0n wrote
Reply to comment by aghilardi in The Fyre Festival fraudster is launching his latest thing, and it looks like a party on an island by Worldly_Pirate_9817
He's lying.
Narrative_Causality t1_j5m2c7o wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Rain stopped York council's £500k electric bin lorries working by losimagic
Err, what? That's, like, one of it's defining features.
SelectiveSanity t1_j5m2a5r wrote
So what the hell is Brendan Frasier supposed to fight then?
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...aside from advanced heart disease brought on by diabetes?
beardsie t1_j5m28tg wrote
Reply to comment by Swedenesebishhh69 in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Opossums!
wazzel2u OP t1_j5m14tg wrote
Don’t be so insensitive Gahhhh… It’s a "mummified person" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_j5m0i22 wrote
Reply to comment by l4derman in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
The whole computer box is 'the CPU', apparently.
("System unit" is a solid term if you want to exclude peripherals)
pompous_prick666 t1_j5lyw8y wrote
AnimusCorpus t1_j5ly15r wrote
Reply to comment by adamhanson in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Not quite what happened. He was streaming his fish tank that was set up to provide inputs to the switch.
The fish accessed the online store, exposing their credit card info.
Essentially, they exposed their own credit card information.
rofopp t1_j5ly09w wrote
Mannys in town for fantasy camp.
AnimusCorpus t1_j5lxofi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Sounds like a job for the open source and piracy communities...
SAAS has been a disaster for consumers.
Racially-Ambiguous t1_j5lxm2v wrote
Reply to comment by kevinds in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
They meant in-game hams apparently.
AnimusCorpus t1_j5lxbrq wrote
Reply to comment by l4derman in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
So funny anecdote. I live in New Zealand.
For whatever reason, back in the 90s, Nintendo products were crazy hard to get. I had to order most of my N64 games from the states and wait 6 months to a year for them to arrive. PS games were a dime a dozen though.
As a result, PlayStation was EVERYWHERE.
This meant every electronic was a "playstation".
I just find it amusing, because it's the exact same phenomenon just a different brand.
FnkyTown t1_j5lwx95 wrote
Reply to comment by Racially-Ambiguous in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Which is well worth the downvotes. lol
[deleted] t1_j5lwny6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Four Men Toss Deer Urine On Woman At Walmart In Gettysburg by slantes19
From the sporting goods section of walmart
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uchman365 t1_j5lwc2s wrote
Same in athletics, a lot of the coaches sleep with their athletes some get married
Rosy2020Derek t1_j5lvlwm wrote
???? Trees give us oxygen, beauty, shade, wood, paper, spices, fruit, honey, syrup…
Rosy2020Derek t1_j5luybk wrote
How she know who’s sleeping with who????
speculatrix t1_j5luxy9 wrote
Reply to comment by Burstar1 in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
I know the Umpire Strikes Back
[deleted] t1_j5luvgr wrote
Reply to comment by Bricklayer2021 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
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DraziBlack t1_j5lulww wrote
It is my recent understand that she will now start ovulating.
CrazyCatManPerson t1_j5ltna6 wrote
LizJru t1_j5ltl6o wrote
Reply to comment by Qwopie in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
What is this 'only way', more like 'only cost/time saving way' - cause I don't want to pay someone to sit and watch, to see which piglet is doing it?! Something about the wording he used... makes me have lots of questions...
jxj24 t1_j5ltfgd wrote
Reply to Mother Sneaks Into NY HS Dressed As Student To Watch Daughter Fight, Police Say by maxcrazy
Was it Stacy's mom?
menlindorn t1_j5m2t8g wrote
Reply to Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
gas mask kid approaches
"Are you my mummy?"
"Nope!"
"My mistake!"
episode ends