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YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5m7tag wrote
Reply to comment by _peteyfourfingers_ in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
we both have to resign ourselves to the fact that this world is built by and for stupid and vapid people with very narrow ranges of what their capacity allows them to enjoy. This world is not for people like us. We are the minority. It is their world we are living in.
"BUT I ENJOY MANY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE JUST A GATE KEEPER"
k.
udo3 t1_j5m7sdn wrote
Reply to comment by Jump_Like_A_Willys in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
I think we all would prefer "tissue challenged".
udo3 t1_j5m7mte wrote
Not recognizing that mummies were once real live people (an issue mentioned in article) is ABSOLUTELY NOT a problem with the use of the word "mummy." It is a problem stemming from an incredibly ignorant, un-educated population of morons who probably barely comprehend complete sentences.
YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5m78kw wrote
Why/how is this oniony?
_peteyfourfingers_ t1_j5m74lk wrote
Reply to comment by dysfunctionalpress in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
I’ve been sick of them for quite some time.
YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5m72md wrote
Reply to comment by PEVEI in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
its amazing how sensitive you guys are, all while claiming everyone else is so sensitive.
"IT MAKES ME SO MAD THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THE PLACE I WILL NEVER VISIT (a museum) ARE CHANGING THE WAY THEY REFER TO THINGS. FUCK THEM."
youre so cute when you try to be involved... with your angry little person face. I JUST WANTTO SQUEEZE IT AND PINCH THOSE WITTOO CHEEKS!
KRAE_Coin t1_j5m6zri wrote
They'll get right on it, prioritizing it over the thousands of rape kits in storage.
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Northwindlowlander t1_j5m6eky wrote
Especially when it's Andy Murray
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dysfunctionalpress t1_j5m68i0 wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
but...people have.
psilocin72 t1_j5m67oi wrote
Reply to comment by beardsie in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Skunks!
things_U_choose_2_b t1_j5m659c wrote
Reply to comment by Pixeljammed in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
It also changed his username to "ROWAWAWAWA¥." This article really lived up to all my expectations.
Noxtree t1_j5m5y74 wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Can we have some Spiderman origin story again please? Its time
blahbleh112233 t1_j5m5wt7 wrote
Reply to comment by kenneb18 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Are you sick of comic book movies or just Marvel movies? Cause there's a massive amount of stories you can pull from comic books to make a pretty wide range of movies, shit even within Marvel comics.
hethical_ecker t1_j5m5rix wrote
mummy is an extremely offensive term. we need to cancel all movies and books that used this problematic term.
Outrageous-Stay6075 t1_j5m5fut wrote
Reply to Nova Scotia university NSCAD takes “bold steps” to fight racism by excluding certain ethnicities by Advanced_Rain_8885
BuT iT's ImPoSsIbLe To Be RaCiSt AgAiNsT wHiTeS
kenneb18 t1_j5m4xdp wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
As someone who greatly enjoys the superhero genre, I can safely say that I am sick of comic book movies.
TimeTravelMishap t1_j5m4s2q wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Bodily fluids impared persons
Infernalism t1_j5m4qdm wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
He's right.
People have been babbling about 'superhero fatigue' since before the first Avengers movie. They still make billions every time a big one comes out.
It's a niche now. Like Westerns. As long as Marvel/Disney keeps making quality movies, people will keep going to see them.
If they make a string of JL/Morbius garbage movies, that might change, though.
phuckingidontcare t1_j5m3w79 wrote
Reply to comment by trifelin in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Waiheke island is one of New Zealand’s top holiday and resort spots. The average house price is over 1.8 million dollars. It’s in the top 10 most expensive places to live in one of the most explosive countries to live in the world.
Jump_Like_A_Willys t1_j5m3rg5 wrote
Skeletons are to be known from now on as “defleshed individuals.” ^/s
PEVEI t1_j5m3fni wrote
Fuck. Off. With. Your. Nonsense.
Swedenesebishhh69 t1_j5m3777 wrote
Reply to comment by beardsie in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
yesss!!! I would've remembered 3 weeks from now at some random time and yelled out opossums!! Everyone would be like ..she must've remembered something lmao
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Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
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