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AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_j5mdioi wrote
Reply to comment by DraziBlack in Four Men Toss Deer Urine On Woman At Walmart In Gettysburg by slantes19
Use some tear gas to cancel it out
wazzel2u OP t1_j5md7ob wrote
Reply to comment by YourFatherUnfiltered in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Virtue Signalling for 2,000 year old DEAD Mummies? I don’t think their feelings will be hurt.
killerbee2319 t1_j5md6s0 wrote
Reply to comment by iamsoupcansam in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Or, and hear me out now, you could just... idk... not watch them?
I mean... that's what we did to transformers...
Ok. That was a bad example. Aparently, the last one made 32 cents, and the studio was super out of ideas.
Xaero_Hour t1_j5md456 wrote
Reply to The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
I remember when Green Lantern was supposed to be the sign of the end of superhero movies. Also, one of the X-Men movies (either the third one or the Wolverine origin one, I forget which) and I'm pretty sure one of the pre-MCU Spider-Men had the starting pistol for the end of superhero cinema as well. People don't really get sick of a genre; they get sick of bad movies. And say what you will about the MCU product as a whole, there's no denying that Feige knows how to get the right people to the right projects and how to pace releases. If anyone has the standing to actually make this claim, it's him.
cdale13 t1_j5mcwdi wrote
Four brave men, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.
InternetPeon t1_j5mcu9m wrote
Reply to comment by WermTerd in Four Men Toss Deer Urine On Woman At Walmart In Gettysburg by slantes19
If you think she was pissed urine good company now.
mynameisnotthom t1_j5mcj9m wrote
Ahh it was the Hancock up in Newcastle, everyone would have just referred to them as "mams"
Meanderingversion t1_j5mcekt wrote
Reply to comment by iamsoupcansam in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
While I wish he could, he deserves to rest in the living world while he has the chance to.
Infernalism t1_j5mbvwo wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Well, it's been 20 years or something.
InternetPeon t1_j5mbqbe wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Sure a comic book can be any story you can imagine.
AND if you keep recycling formulaic tropes people will tire of you.
kenneb18 t1_j5mawie wrote
Reply to comment by kenneb18 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
And I miss practical effects
Sunspider2 t1_j5mapir wrote
Reply to comment by kenneb18 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
I can't say I'm tired of all comic book movies, but I'm definitely tired of Marvel movies.
Oseirus t1_j5maiof wrote
Reply to Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
"mailbox sausage" is somehow not even close to the least appetizing thing I've ever heard of. It just makes me want to go buy some bratwursts.
DamnBunny t1_j5ma92i wrote
Reply to comment by wisezombiekiller in Woman sues concert venue after getting so drunk she blew up a home, caused $15M in damages by EyeWantItThatWay
Then, you guys can't consume alcohol responsibly. Don't come to America for booze when your PM takes a BM on your lives.
PEVEI t1_j5m9yzl wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
They’ve gone ‘struggling with mental health issues’ over this.
NimbleAxolotl t1_j5m9t6n wrote
Reply to comment by SUBLIMEskillz in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
When gods creations sing, will a fish not be of his holy choir?
PEVEI t1_j5m9mnz wrote
Reply to comment by YourFatherUnfiltered in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Are you ok?
Darklord_Bravo t1_j5m9kxb wrote
Reply to Mother Sneaks Into NY HS Dressed As Student To Watch Daughter Fight, Police Say by maxcrazy
"How do you do, fellow kids?" gif
alexxerth t1_j5m8ljw wrote
Reply to comment by YourFatherUnfiltered in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Dude it's a fucking movie, calm down with your persecuted genius fetish
HealthGent t1_j5m8kie wrote
“Steve… dude, it’s CRAB Shack.”
Infernalism t1_j5m8ec6 wrote
Reply to comment by iamsoupcansam in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
"The Sheriff is a-near!"
iamsoupcansam t1_j5m86qb wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
We need Mel Brooks to come out of retirement to do to superhero movies what he did to westerns.
kenneb18 t1_j5m864x wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
Honestly a lot of Marvel movies have felt like soulless cash grabs, and DC does not have a great track record with their creative decisions. The bigger, sprawling stories just don't work as well in the more limited medium or are poorly adapted to a point where they really should have just made an original story instead. Then there are the original stories that feel like they miss the point of the character or ignore some integral element, and it doesn't feel right.
SmokeAbeer t1_j5m83f9 wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Linen strip enthusiasts
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