Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Informal_Cress9800 t1_j5mna6t wrote
Scholars are trying to humanize dead people and y’all just acting like stubborn babies
Vic_Hedges t1_j5mn513 wrote
If they’re consenting adults, mind your business.
l4derman t1_j5mm97e wrote
Reply to comment by AnimusCorpus in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Lol nice
Dirk_The_Cowardly t1_j5mllkl wrote
Reply to comment by sittinginaboat in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
Yep, beat a wild turkey with wild turkey.
Take a shot of wild turkey and then shoot at wild turkey.
Repeat until something is shot.
wazzel2u OP t1_j5mjtwc wrote
Reply to comment by CandidateDecent1391 in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Wrong on all counts, but I’m really enjoying your feedback. You’re making this into a “Meta-Oniony” post.
Have a great evening dude.
CandidateDecent1391 t1_j5mjqna wrote
Reply to comment by johnsolomon in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
lol what on earth is wrong with adapting archaeological terminology to encourage learning
a "mummy" isn't an alien, it's the preserved remains of a human who once lived and breathed. that distinction is what fascinates people about history.
the weirdest part is the OP chimed in and claimed it's "virtue signaling" as though some librul somewhere is trying not to offend a dead guy lol
edit: thanks for the downvotes, everybody! everyone I've upset should go look up the words "learning," "perspective," and "historical accuracy" in the dictionary and maybe start there :) then learn to stop creating outrage bait just so you can complain about people (in this case, archaeologists and museum officials) being smarter than you! (good luck lol)
CandidateDecent1391 t1_j5mjdx3 wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
why are you so sensitive about what researchers and institutions call preserved human remains?
nobody is trying to save the dead person's feelings or whatever... they're just switching to a more archaeologically correct name for mummified human remains
it's super strange you would jump to the "virtue signaling" dog whistle in regards to a change in academic terminology. it looks like you're desperate for something to be mad about
dookmucus t1_j5mjctk wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Jerky man or jerky ma’am
GarmonboziaBlues t1_j5mix90 wrote
Reply to comment by Northwindlowlander in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
Ewwww 🤣🤣🤣
RandomActsOfKidneys t1_j5miqru wrote
Reply to comment by PupperMartin74 in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
Na. Power dynamic. It's like saying managers should be able to sleep with their employees
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Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Mother Sneaks Into NY HS Dressed As Student To Watch Daughter Fight, Police Say by maxcrazy
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PupperMartin74 t1_j5mi5hr wrote
Ain't none of anyone's business except the player and coach, provided the player is of the age of consent.x
Collins_Michael t1_j5mhwmn wrote
Reply to comment by YourFatherUnfiltered in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
It's possible to think something is stupid without caring significantly about it. I think it's ridiculous when suburban excel-jockeys drive lifted pickups, but I don't really mind as long as they aren't tailgating me at night with their brights on.
No_Carpet7125 t1_j5mhvh8 wrote
Reply to comment by killerbee2319 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
We need a gritty Go-Bot reboot.
Maskeno t1_j5mhk4i wrote
I'm not sure I buy it. This fish supposedly beat Pokémon sapphire in about 130 days? Color me skeptical.
Edit: Downvoted for not believing a fish can beat Pokémon and buy $4 worth of eshop cash without help. Okay, lol.
moldyfishfinger t1_j5mhih0 wrote
Reply to comment by rottenxsushi in Four Men Toss Deer Urine On Woman At Walmart In Gettysburg by slantes19
I'd sue each of them in claims court for emotional distress. That could add up
-Raskyl t1_j5mglwg wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Good episode
johnsolomon t1_j5mejmk wrote
I get what they're trying to do (increase the treatment and baseline level of respect for the corpses of deceased humans) but I'm not sure this is the way to do it lol
wubbbalubbadubdub t1_j5mefls wrote
Reply to comment by kenneb18 in The guy who makes comic book movies says that people will never get sick of comic book movies by _hiddenscout
I'm not super interested in generic origin story movies. But there are a boatload of awesome comic stories that I'd love to see adapted into movies.
[deleted] t1_j5meb3h wrote
Reply to comment by YourFatherUnfiltered in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
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johnsolomon t1_j5me8nb wrote
Reply to comment by udo3 in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Lol damn, I'm late -- I was gonna say hydrationally challenged
That PC phase was all kinds of wild
YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5me2ns wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
🙄 and why do you care if they change how they choose to refer to it? does it hurt your feelings? Why is it "virtue signaling"?
toejamandtoast t1_j5mdwez wrote
Reply to comment by jimijimijames in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
This turkey has been clowning on them since the day it showed up lol
i_like_concrete t1_j5mnvd3 wrote
Reply to Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Egyptian made organic museum pieces.