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ijeanofdreammie t1_j5n3o46 wrote
Catch him via DNA. Stool is loaded with the maker’s DNA. He’s probably a serial pooper.
nathanpizazz t1_j5n36ys wrote
Reply to comment by Blibber3 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
Thats illegal. If he gets caught he’d surely be gill-ty.
No-Amoeba3560 t1_j5n2lvg wrote
I don’t care. Best headline in a day or two.
bagsofcandy t1_j5n1lfy wrote
Damnit goldeen, stop buying games on my account
series_hybrid t1_j5n18ly wrote
Caitlyn Jenner wrote about this in her new book, "Tennis without balls"
Rhalar t1_j5n0d05 wrote
Reply to comment by cvelde in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
> Sir Peter Leitch
I sure do, I didn't realize it until I read the line.
GirthdayBoy t1_j5mzzjd wrote
Reply to comment by CarltonSagot in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Sans Dirty Mike? I doubt it
eineins t1_j5mzs21 wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in Tennis great Pam Shriver calls for end of coaches sleeping with players by andyring
That will SET the rebels in their place.
ApocalypseSpokesman t1_j5mzpa1 wrote
Reply to comment by sittinginaboat in "This turkey has literally taken over our life": Wild turkey terrorizing neighbors in Minnesota by mikefan
I feel like you could just run up and kick it to death.
Lenny_Pane t1_j5mznch wrote
Reply to comment by Defiant-Peace-493 in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
I just made a Switch eShop purchase today and I'm 100% sure it only showed last four and expiration. Granted that's still info I wouldn't want streamed
Blood_Jesus t1_j5mygec wrote
What address?
prisoner_007 t1_j5mwt9t wrote
Reply to comment by wazzel2u in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
Yeah, I guess someone thinking that a museum is virtual signaling for a 2000 year old mummified person is pretty oniony. Well played.
MrFartyBottom t1_j5mw08m wrote
Reply to Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
Could be a school kid who doesn't like their packed lunch.
highplainsdrifter__ t1_j5mv6gi wrote
Reply to comment by BirdsbirdsBURDS in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
But... what if it is funny?
Odaecom t1_j5msqee wrote
protostar71 t1_j5msmeu wrote
Reply to comment by bilateralrope in Waiheke Island resident fed up with being tormented by mysterious sausages put in his mailbox by Saarstriker
For reference Sir Peter Leitch founded a nationwide chain of butcher shops called "The Mad Butcher", with him as the radio ad voice acting out that character.
His knighthood is for "services to business and philanthropy".
JohnnyFromTheFuture t1_j5msm3d wrote
Reply to comment by Voxination in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
I’m going to have to say no to hydrofluid, it sounds like a derogatory term to shame the hydraulic fluid I use in my snow plow and now my plow trucks hydraulic system is offended.
t2guns t1_j5msdu5 wrote
That's Ozzy
braveabandon t1_j5mru6d wrote
Reply to comment by peensteen in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by GoatsesWeddingRing
The moms are gonna get in on pokemon now too lol
dukeimre t1_j5mrffv wrote
Reply to comment by johnsolomon in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
It sounds silly but honestly as long as they're not canceling people who say mummy it seems like a nice (incredibly tiny) step to take that can help society rethink some of this stuff.
I know for myself, as a kid, it never occurred to me that all the Egyptian stuff in museums was looted during occupation of Egypt by foreigners who saw the locals as savages. I think it's an ok idea for people who feel like it and really care about how society thinks about history to tweak the way they talk about these things!
Odaecom t1_j5mp9vl wrote
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start coaching tennis.
Voxination t1_j5movo3 wrote
Reply to comment by johnsolomon in Don't say 'mummy': Why museums are rebranding ancient Egyptian remains by wazzel2u
challenged is offensive, I vote for hydrofluid.
maialucetius t1_j5monq9 wrote
I understand wanting to emphasize they were once living people but come on. They'll always be mummies.
kmd37205 t1_j5mo2dr wrote
Oy, vey!
Googunk t1_j5n3z2f wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloJayhawk in Man breaks into Joe's Crab Shack in Fort Myers, defecates on the floor by JAlbert653
Get schwifty. Take off your pants and panties. Break into a crab shack. shit on the floor.